Belmont Stakes race thread

HuskyJW

nm

whatshouldicareabout

I don't see the word "official" in the title, so I can't tell if this is the official Belmont Stakes race thread or not.

Mods?

Doogles

The horses will go in a circle. Some douchebags will win, others will lose, they will all get DUIs leaving. The End.

RaccoonHarry

I got a hundred bucks on Citation

PurpleBaze

Did we win yet?

FreeChavez

I thought this board was for higher level June football discussion?

Tequilla

To put into perspective how good #AmericanPharoah is ... 2nd fastest time in the #BelmontStakes by a Triple Crown Winner #Secretariat

section8

That two minutes of horse race was more interesting than a full season of either Romar ball or the Mariners.

RavennaDawg

I was there and it was awesome though Belmont was smaller than I thought. Much much much more crowded than the Breeders Cup at Santa Anita. Place went bonkers as AP pulled away.

Dennis_DeYoung

Horses ran. Winners Won. It played out. I was eating a sausage in Breckenridge when it happened.

5 1/2 lengths is no Secretariat.

ThomasFremont

Threads like this are incomplete without Mike Honcho weighing in.

RaccoonHarry

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Horses ran. Winners Won. It played out. I was eating a sausage in Breckenridge when it happened.

5 1/2 lengths is no Secretariat.

Yeah, Secretariat won in 31 lengths. American Pharoah will never sniff a glue factory though, he ran the last quarter in 24 seconds and change, a little faster than Secretariat...

dnc

ThomasFremont said:

Threads like this are incomplete without Mike Honcho weighing in.

His first six inches were consensual

whatshouldicareabout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-haQwla2ao

Dennis_DeYoung

RaccoonHarry said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Horses ran. Winners Won. It played out. I was eating a sausage in Breckenridge when it happened.

5 1/2 lengths is no Secretariat.

Yeah, Secretariat won in 31 lengths. American Pharoah will never sniff a glue factory though, he ran the last quarter in 24 seconds and change, a little faster than Secretariat...

Horses tend to run faster when there are other horses around them, it turns out. They don't benefit—like track stars—from the knowledge that a world record is on the line.

Dardanus

Dennis_DeYoung said:

RaccoonHarry said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Horses ran. Winners Won. It played out. I was eating a sausage in Breckenridge when it happened.

5 1/2 lengths is no Secretariat.

Yeah, Secretariat won in 31 lengths. American Pharoah will never sniff a glue factory though, he ran the last quarter in 24 seconds and change, a little faster than Secretariat...

Horses tend to run faster when there are other horses around them, it turns out. They don't benefit—like track stars—from the knowledge that a world record is on the line.

Is @OscarPistoriusDawg handle still available?

JaWarrenJaHooker

Fuck American Pharoah Fuck Bob Baffert Fuck the Zayats Fuck You Fuck Me Fuck Everybody

PurpleBaze

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Fuck American Pharoah Fuck Bob Baffert Fuck the Zayats Fuck You Fuck Me Fuck Everybody

Cant's trust those Egyptian Jews...

thejewsdidthis.gif

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Somebody mentioned American Pharoah to me and I thought it was a rock band. #outiftouch

PurpleBaze

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Somebody mentioned American Pharoah to me and I thought it was a rock band. #outiftouch

*of

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

PurpleBaze said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Somebody mentioned American Pharoah to me and I thought it was a rock band. #outiftouch

*of

Well yeah