Which one of you assholes .. ?

pawz

...is named Zep?

Our bullpen caught Moss' 100th home run ball. They delivered this ransom note to Brandon after the game. #Windians pic.twitter.com/qD0d98Un9k

— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) June 3, 2015

PurpleBaze

Honda...

SteveInShelton

$5,000 cash or iPad? WTF? Think before writing a ransom note!

PostGameOrangeSlices

50 gallons? Not even Capital Hill goes thru that much greaser in an evening. Sugar mightve used more in his years for the pooper poundins, but itd be a close one. Some dont even need any, then you know she knows what she's doing. A little spit, a finger or two, squeeze the last bit o toothpaste out the tube. Then off to the bathroom for a wet rag and some soap.