1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense
2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.
3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.
4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Patron at JOEY bellevue.
5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).
6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.
1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense
2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.
3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.
4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Petron at JOEY bellevue.
5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).
6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.
As head coach at the University of Washington, where he coached before USC, Sarkisian was known for a high-octane offense
I can't believe this still gets spouted. He had one high octane offense, and even then, it was staggering how few points UW averaged for putting up so many yards. He had one other good offense in 2011, that did really fucking bad against good defenses and piled up points and yards against the shit teams.
The offense was average in 2009, bad in 2010, and a total dreckfest in 2012. I don't think he's the worst offensive mind, but he's nothing special either. He's an average OC/play caller. I guess with Herbie calling him a great offensive mind that perception becomes reality for some.
1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense
2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.
3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.
4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Patron at JOEY bellevue.
5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).
6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.
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Quite honestly it was high octane when playing shitty teams
1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense
2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.
3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.
4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Patron at JOEY bellevue.
5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).
6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.
8. Profit
I can't believe this still gets spouted. He had one high octane offense, and even then, it was staggering how few points UW averaged for putting up so many yards. He had one other good offense in 2011, that did really fucking bad against good defenses and piled up points and yards against the shit teams.
The offense was average in 2009, bad in 2010, and a total dreckfest in 2012. I don't think he's the worst offensive mind, but he's nothing special either. He's an average OC/play caller. I guess with Herbie calling him a great offensive mind that perception becomes reality for some.