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Sarkisian hoping to build on first year at USC

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  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    Presented without comment:
    As head coach at the University of Washington, where he coached before USC, Sarkisian was known for a high-octane offense
  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Quite honestly, it was a high octane offense whenever the QB would trust the coaches.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,515 Standard Supporter
    Good work, if you can find it.
  • SonnyShackelfordSonnyShackelford Member Posts: 981
    Muttzen said:

    How to Sark offense-

    1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense

    2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.

    3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.

    4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Petron at JOEY bellevue.

    5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).

    6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.

    7. ???

    8. Profit
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Muttzen's poast was one of the best, most succinct summaries of Sark-in-Seattle I've yet read.
  • AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,806 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    Muttzen's poast was one of the best, most succinct summaries of Sark-in-Seattle I've yet read.

    I was just about to say the same thing.
  • whatshouldicareaboutwhatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,947 Swaye's Wigwam
    Muttzen said:

    How to Sark offense-

    1. Take jake locker and shoehorn him into a pro style offense

    2. Recruit Ty's Qb Keith price, a much better passer than Locker. Then using your own prowess as a Qb Guru, recruit bluechip recruits such as Montana, Lindqvist, Miles, Brown, Williams.

    3. Have Ty's Qb win out, put up decent offensive numbers the first year. Get drummed on by WhOregon (LOL) and company.

    4. Slob on Chip Kelly's knob, contemplate his offense over a handle of Patron at JOEY bellevue.

    5. Implement a shitty hodgepodge Oregon lite hurry up offense, which eliminates the use of your first round draft pick TE, and your 5 star WR (who gets injured RIP).

    6. Use these accomplishments to get dream job at USC since you are the best playcaller in america.

    Still a better plan for an offense than Smith's
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 26,897 Swaye's Wigwam
    I'd take Sark over Smith any day of the week
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