Let me guess, he loves fishing and the outdoors and wants to get away from a rough family situation?
It's a shame there is so much concrete in Seattle. Is the kid looking into Oregon State? In Corvallis you can shoot a bobcat from your dorm window when you wake up and take a 4 wheeler through the forest to class.
Cue @Tequilla with a DFW Superiority Guy anecdote about Duncanville.
Loljk, it's the hood, he won't have one. OTOH, I had some good timeZ at the Duncanville Pappadaux's Happy Hours. My best friends fat cousin tried to *make love to* me and kept suggestively eating fried shrimp.
ProTip for fat *women*: don't try to get dudes by eating more food. She was/is cool as *poop* though. She's a nurse and has hilarious stories about a girl who had stuck a tampon up the wrong hole.
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Also, I've got an Eklund 81% chance feeling about this kid. We might as well offer Dan Dierdorf while we're at it. Similar chances they'll play at UW.
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Loljk, it's the hood, he won't have one. OTOH, I had some good timeZ at the Duncanville Pappadaux's Happy Hours. My best friends fat cousin tried to *make love to* me and kept suggestively eating fried shrimp.
ProTip for fat *women*: don't try to get dudes by eating more food. She was/is cool as *poop* though. She's a nurse and has hilarious stories about a girl who had stuck a tampon up the wrong hole.