You may want to shave your beard.

PurpleBaze

Your Hipster Beard May Have More Fecal Matter Than a Dirty Toilet

sarktastic

Obviously, Lezzette Burrelli's husband grew a beard she didn't like and when she told him to shave it off, he ignored her.

DeepSeaZ

take a bath your filthy swine!

whatshouldicareabout

Your Hipster Beard May Have More Fecal Matter Than A Dirty Toilet, But Is It Really Unhygienic?

Yes, this can be how fecal-oral diseases spread, like Hep A or norovirus.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Hopefully this kills off a couple thousand hipsters.