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  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    quick question...how da fuq would the LPT know how good a backup Browne is? Have they seen him play beyond the 8 plays in garbage time he had last year on tv? Do they attend SC spring practice to see Sark's traveling circus, errr open practices? ... and then compare and contrast spring ball from all the other programs to determine this "ranking"? That guy with the backpack full of free bananas (read: pending harassment charges) is in a position to make that statement? Mmmmmkay.
  • BallSacked
    BallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    edited May 2015
    Meek said:

    quick question...how da fuq would the LPT know how good a backup Browne is? Have they seen him play beyond the 8 plays in garbage time he had last year on tv? Do they attend SC spring practice to see Sark's traveling circus, errr open practices? ... and then compare and contrast spring ball from all the other programs to determine this "ranking"? That guy with the backpack full of free bananas (read: pending harassment charges) is in a position to make that statement? Mmmmmkay.

    Because he looked pretty good in their spring game. He's also been getting some PUB from the SC practice followers this spring. He's improved, but I don't think he had the makings of anything better than avg pac12 starter.
  • insinceredawg
    insinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117
    Meek said:

    quick question...how da fuq would the LPT know how good a backup Browne is? Have they seen him play beyond the 8 plays in garbage time he had last year on tv? Do they attend SC spring practice to see Sark's traveling circus, errr open practices? ... and then compare and contrast spring ball from all the other programs to determine this "ranking"? That guy with the backpack full of free bananas (read: pending harassment charges) is in a position to make that statement? Mmmmmkay.

    Same sources that leaked to him that Oregon is getting the ban hammer.
  • QuornDawg
    QuornDawg Member Posts: 1,162

    Sark wanted Montana,not Heaps - not a big loss
    Sark wanted Williams, not Browne - not a big loss
    Garnett was never coming here - not a big loss
    Sark didn't want Williams - not a big loss
    Banner wanted to go to USC - not a big loss
    Myles Jack was an idiot with serious character issues- not a big loss

    Eason = unexplainable, gigantic, potential program-killing loss that proves that Petersen still does not get recruiting in the Pac-12. Also demonstrates his inability to connect with local superstars
    Joyner - big whiff by Petersen. Only came back because he loved UW

    That's the last time I'm going to explain it. If you still don't understand, I don't know what to tell you




    Just thought some may appreciate an update of the goings-on the last two weeks on the doogman recruiting board courtesy of the CEO

    Look; the key to recruiting the getting the kid you are recruiting. If he goes elsewhere, chances are you won't get him.

    I've heard it being said that it's too warm for February. But what if you're at the southern tip of Argentina. Is it still too warm for February? That remains to be seen.

    Or what if you're at the equator? Is it too warm or too cold for February there. And how does the metric system play into it? And while we're at it, in which direction does the drain go - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Or does the water just disappear?

    When I played in Japan, the toilets were different. On western toilets, you get to shit at point blank range. But on the eastern toilets, you need to center Uranus directly over the toilet in a squatting position. If you don't remove your pants far enough, you'll shit your pants. And if Uranus is not centered, well, it's job security for housekeepers when westerners visit. It would be quite adventageous, in this situation, to have an ostomy bag so you may both shit and piss while in the uptight position. Though if you don't have an ostomy bag that is tightly sealed over your stoma, chances are it will leak. And you're not gonna have a good time.

    Oh, and if you're a pitcher and you know the batter has an ostomy bag, aim for it. Great times when the pitcher is able to do that, and watch the batter shit himself from the front.

    But to get back on the subject... In most cases, Kim is a girl's name. I once asked Johnny Cash why he sang about a "boy named Sue" and not a boy named Kim? He said he wrote it different for Koreans:

    Rell my daddy reft home ren I was three
    And he didn't reave much to mamasan and me
    Just this old shamisen and an empty bottle of gin.
    Now, I don't brame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he reft, he went and named me "Kim."


    It wouldn't work in American cuntry music because people would rather have a "Boy named Sue" than a "Fag named Kim"
    since you brought up Japan

    見てください。あなたが募集している子供を得る募集するための鍵。彼は他の場所に行けば、チャンスはあなたが彼を取得することはできませんです。

    私はそれはそれは2月のためにあまりにも暖かくだと言われて聞きました。しかし、あなたは、アルゼンチンの南端に何をしている場合。それは2月のためにまだあまりにも暖かいですか?すなわち、注目されます。

    それとも、赤道で何している場合はどうなりますか?それはあまりにも暖かいまたはそこ2月にはあまりにも寒いです。そして、どのようにメートル法では、その中に再生していますか?そして、私たちは、それをしているながら方向に行いドレイン行く - 時計回りまたは反時計回り?または水がちょうど消えるのでしょうか?

    私は日本で再生すると、トイレが異なっていました。西部のトイレでは、ポイントブランクの範囲でたわごとために得ます。しかし、東のトイレに、あなたはしゃがんだ位置にあるトイレの上に直接天王星の中心にする必要があります。あなたは十分あなたのズボンを削除しない場合、あなたはあなたのズボンをたわごとます。天王星が中心とされていない場合は西洋が訪問したときと、よく、それは主婦のための仕事の保障です。それはあなたがたわごとと小便イライラした位置にある間、両方ありますのでストーマ袋を持って、この状況では、非常にadventageousであろう。あなたがしっかりとあなたのストーマの上に封止されているストーマ袋を持っていない場合が、チャンスはそれがリークしますです。そして、あなたは楽しい時間を過ごすつもりはありません。

    あなたは投手だとあなたはバッターがストーマ袋を持っている知っていればああ、それを目指します。投手はそれを行うと、バッターが正面から自分自身をたわごと見ることができる素晴らしい回。

    しかし、被写体に取り戻すために...ほとんどの場合、金は女の子の名前です。彼は「スーという名前の少年」はなく、キム少年について歌った理由を私はかつてジョニー·キャッシュに尋ねましたか?彼は韓国人のために別のことを書いた言いました:

    RELL私は3であった私のお父さんのREFTホームREN
    そして彼はママサンために多くを奪うと私はなかったです
    ただ、この古い三味線とジンの空き瓶。
    今、私は彼が実行原因彼をbrameと隠していません
    しかし、意地悪なこと、彼は今までにやったこと
    彼はREFT、彼が行って、私を名前の前にあった「金」。


    人々はむしろ「スーという名前の少年」を有することになるので、それは「たばこの名前金」よりも、アメリカのcuntry日の音楽では動作しないだろう
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Sark wanted Montana,not Heaps - not a big loss
    Sark wanted Williams, not Browne - not a big loss
    Garnett was never coming here - not a big loss
    Sark didn't want Williams - not a big loss
    Banner wanted to go to USC - not a big loss
    Myles Jack was an idiot with serious character issues- not a big loss

    Eason = unexplainable, gigantic, potential program-killing loss that proves that Petersen still does not get recruiting in the Pac-12. Also demonstrates his inability to connect with local superstars
    Joyner - big whiff by Petersen. Only came back because he loved UW

    That's the last time I'm going to explain it. If you still don't understand, I don't know what to tell you




    Just thought some may appreciate an update of the goings-on the last two weeks on the doogman recruiting board courtesy of the CEO

    Look; the key to recruiting the getting the kid you are recruiting. If he goes elsewhere, chances are you won't get him.

    I've heard it being said that it's too warm for February. But what if you're at the southern tip of Argentina. Is it still too warm for February? That remains to be seen.

    Or what if you're at the equator? Is it too warm or too cold for February there. And how does the metric system play into it? And while we're at it, in which direction does the drain go - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Or does the water just disappear?

    When I played in Japan, the toilets were different. On western toilets, you get to shit at point blank range. But on the eastern toilets, you need to center Uranus directly over the toilet in a squatting position. If you don't remove your pants far enough, you'll shit your pants. And if Uranus is not centered, well, it's job security for housekeepers when westerners visit. It would be quite adventageous, in this situation, to have an ostomy bag so you may both shit and piss while in the uptight position. Though if you don't have an ostomy bag that is tightly sealed over your stoma, chances are it will leak. And you're not gonna have a good time.

    Oh, and if you're a pitcher and you know the batter has an ostomy bag, aim for it. Great times when the pitcher is able to do that, and watch the batter shit himself from the front.

    But to get back on the subject... In most cases, Kim is a girl's name. I once asked Johnny Cash why he sang about a "boy named Sue" and not a boy named Kim? He said he wrote it different for Koreans:

    Rell my daddy reft home ren I was three
    And he didn't reave much to mamasan and me
    Just this old shamisen and an empty bottle of gin.
    Now, I don't brame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he reft, he went and named me "Kim."


    It wouldn't work in American cuntry music because people would rather have a "Boy named Sue" than a "Fag named Kim"
    This post is not getting the number of upvotes it should. Brilliant.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,324 Founders Club

    Meek said:

    quick question...how da fuq would the LPT know how good a backup Browne is? Have they seen him play beyond the 8 plays in garbage time he had last year on tv? Do they attend SC spring practice to see Sark's traveling circus, errr open practices? ... and then compare and contrast spring ball from all the other programs to determine this "ranking"? That guy with the backpack full of free bananas (read: pending harassment charges) is in a position to make that statement? Mmmmmkay.

    Same sources that leaked to him that Oregon is getting the ban hammer.
    Hot blonde Oregon intern??!!??! TRUE??!!111?>!??!!>>..????
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,515
    Swaye said:

    Sark wanted Montana,not Heaps - not a big loss
    Sark wanted Williams, not Browne - not a big loss
    Garnett was never coming here - not a big loss
    Sark didn't want Williams - not a big loss
    Banner wanted to go to USC - not a big loss
    Myles Jack was an idiot with serious character issues- not a big loss

    Eason = unexplainable, gigantic, potential program-killing loss that proves that Petersen still does not get recruiting in the Pac-12. Also demonstrates his inability to connect with local superstars
    Joyner - big whiff by Petersen. Only came back because he loved UW

    That's the last time I'm going to explain it. If you still don't understand, I don't know what to tell you




    Just thought some may appreciate an update of the goings-on the last two weeks on the doogman recruiting board courtesy of the CEO

    Look; the key to recruiting the getting the kid you are recruiting. If he goes elsewhere, chances are you won't get him.

    I've heard it being said that it's too warm for February. But what if you're at the southern tip of Argentina. Is it still too warm for February? That remains to be seen.

    Or what if you're at the equator? Is it too warm or too cold for February there. And how does the metric system play into it? And while we're at it, in which direction does the drain go - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Or does the water just disappear?

    When I played in Japan, the toilets were different. On western toilets, you get to shit at point blank range. But on the eastern toilets, you need to center Uranus directly over the toilet in a squatting position. If you don't remove your pants far enough, you'll shit your pants. And if Uranus is not centered, well, it's job security for housekeepers when westerners visit. It would be quite adventageous, in this situation, to have an ostomy bag so you may both shit and piss while in the uptight position. Though if you don't have an ostomy bag that is tightly sealed over your stoma, chances are it will leak. And you're not gonna have a good time.

    Oh, and if you're a pitcher and you know the batter has an ostomy bag, aim for it. Great times when the pitcher is able to do that, and watch the batter shit himself from the front.

    But to get back on the subject... In most cases, Kim is a girl's name. I once asked Johnny Cash why he sang about a "boy named Sue" and not a boy named Kim? He said he wrote it different for Koreans:

    Rell my daddy reft home ren I was three
    And he didn't reave much to mamasan and me
    Just this old shamisen and an empty bottle of gin.
    Now, I don't brame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he reft, he went and named me "Kim."


    It wouldn't work in American cuntry music because people would rather have a "Boy named Sue" than a "Fag named Kim"
    This post is not getting the number of upvotes it should. Brilliant.
    True art is not quickly understood or appreciated by the masses
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    The "best since Brock" bit is especially hilarious, since Brock ranks no better than fourth among UW QBs over the past 20 years -- the worst 20-year period in UW history.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited May 2015
    Subscriptions are at an all time high. Assholes.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    TTJ said:

    The "best since Brock" bit is especially hilarious, since Brock ranks no better than fourth among UW QBs over the past 20 years -- the worst 20-year period in UW history.

    Tui was better, obviously. Who else, Keif? Lockner never was IMO.

    I'd put Huard at second or third in the last 20. I agree it's a terrible run.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    Swaye said:

    Subscriptions are at an all time high. Assholes.

    Thats because he asked puppy to do all the football related stuff and practice reporting for him. Dude knew NOTHING about football...still doesnt.

    I did it for awhile then he tried to throw his weight around and I told him to get fucked. This was in mid 90's. Think he would figure t h e football thing out. He still c a nt get players names right, what position they play etc...yet he pretends to on his radio show. Fetters carries his ass and fatters is as retarded as he is. Translation...cancel your membership, you're wasting your money. Freemont, J, splitter? Again, cut the chord!!
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    TTJ said:

    The "best since Brock" bit is especially hilarious, since Brock ranks no better than fourth among UW QBs over the past 20 years -- the worst 20-year period in UW history.

    Tui was better, obviously. Who else, Keif? Lockner never was IMO.

    I'd put Huard at second or third in the last 20. I agree it's a terrible run.
    Sweetman
    Tui
    Pickett
    Keif
    Brock
    Stanback










    Cal


    Lockner
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840

    dnc said:

    TTJ said:

    The "best since Brock" bit is especially hilarious, since Brock ranks no better than fourth among UW QBs over the past 20 years -- the worst 20-year period in UW history.

    Tui was better, obviously. Who else, Keif? Lockner never was IMO.

    I'd put Huard at second or third in the last 20. I agree it's a terrible run.
    Sweetman





































    Tui
    Pickett
    Keif
    Brock
    Stanback










    Cal


    Lockner
    fixed

    But good call on Pickett, don't know how I blocked him out
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    That's pretty much how I have 'em too.
  • Shane
    Shane Member Posts: 54
    edited May 2015
    dnc said:

    Swaye said:

    Subscriptions are at an all time high. Assholes.

    Thats because he asked puppy to do all the football related stuff and practice reporting for him. Dude knew NOTHING about football...still doesnt.

    I did it for awhile then he tried to throw his weight around and I told him to get fucked. This was in mid 90's. Think he would figure t h e football thing out. He still c a nt get players names right, what position they play etc...yet he pretends to on his radio show. Fetters carries his ass and fatters is as retarded as he is. Translation...cancel your membership, you're wasting your money. Freemont, J, splitter? Again, cut the chord!!
    Puppy is overrated and under Franny.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,678 Standard Supporter

    priapism said:

    5-6 losses in this schedule would help.



    Dawgs 2015-2016 SCHEDULE

    Date Opponent / Event Location Time / Result
    09/05/15 vs. Louisiana-Monroe Athens, Ga. TBA
    09/12/15 at Vanderbilt * Nashville, Tenn. TBA
    09/19/15 vs. South Carolina * Athens, Ga. TBA
    09/26/15 vs. Southern University Athens, Ga. TBA
    10/03/15 vs. Alabama * Athens, Ga. TBA
    10/10/15 at Tennessee * Knoxville, Tenn. TBA
    10/17/15 vs. Missouri * Athens, Ga. TBA
    10/31/15 vs. Florida * Jacksonville, Fla. TBA
    11/07/15 vs. Kentucky * Athens, Ga. TBA
    11/14/15 at Auburn * Auburn, Ala. TBA
    11/21/15 vs. Georgia Southern Athens, Ga. TBA
    11/28/15 at Georgia Tech Atlanta, Ga. TBA

    That's Woodwardian bullshit LRR SEC scheduling there.
    10 out of the 12 Pac-12 teams do the same bullshit now.
    They followed the SEC "best."
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    Sark wanted Montana,not Heaps - not a big loss
    Sark wanted Williams, not Browne - not a big loss
    Garnett was never coming here - not a big loss
    Sark didn't want Williams - not a big loss
    Banner wanted to go to USC - not a big loss
    Myles Jack was an idiot with serious character issues- not a big loss

    Eason = unexplainable, gigantic, potential program-killing loss that proves that Petersen still does not get recruiting in the Pac-12. Also demonstrates his inability to connect with local superstars
    Joyner - big whiff by Petersen. Only came back because he loved UW

    That's the last time I'm going to explain it. If you still don't understand, I don't know what to tell you




    Just thought some may appreciate an update of the goings-on the last two weeks on the doogman recruiting board courtesy of the CEO

    Look; the key to recruiting the getting the kid you are recruiting. If he goes elsewhere, chances are you won't get him.

    I've heard it being said that it's too warm for February. But what if you're at the southern tip of Argentina. Is it still too warm for February? That remains to be seen.

    Or what if you're at the equator? Is it too warm or too cold for February there. And how does the metric system play into it? And while we're at it, in which direction does the drain go - clockwise or counter-clockwise? Or does the water just disappear?

    When I played in Japan, the toilets were different. On western toilets, you get to shit at point blank range. But on the eastern toilets, you need to center Uranus directly over the toilet in a squatting position. If you don't remove your pants far enough, you'll shit your pants. And if Uranus is not centered, well, it's job security for housekeepers when westerners visit. It would be quite adventageous, in this situation, to have an ostomy bag so you may both shit and piss while in the uptight position. Though if you don't have an ostomy bag that is tightly sealed over your stoma, chances are it will leak. And you're not gonna have a good time.

    Oh, and if you're a pitcher and you know the batter has an ostomy bag, aim for it. Great times when the pitcher is able to do that, and watch the batter shit himself from the front.

    But to get back on the subject... In most cases, Kim is a girl's name. I once asked Johnny Cash why he sang about a "boy named Sue" and not a boy named Kim? He said he wrote it different for Koreans:

    Rell my daddy reft home ren I was three
    And he didn't reave much to mamasan and me
    Just this old shamisen and an empty bottle of gin.
    Now, I don't brame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he reft, he went and named me "Kim."


    It wouldn't work in American cuntry music because people would rather have a "Boy named Sue" than a "Fag named Kim"
    This post is not getting the number of upvotes it should. Brilliant.
    Agree. That could be the shit I've ever read here. ro-fucking-f-l