Stephanie Sarkisian selling the couch

Dennis_DeYoung

God, looking back at it, it just feels like a bad dream that he was ever up here.



I assume this was taken before a 3-way in which Steph licked his double chins while the dude rimmed him.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Tequilla said:

I don't remember where I heard this ... but what I heard before Seven even left here was that the marriage was all appearances anyway and that the only reason it didn't happen sooner was to cover the transition period from going to SC. Which as others have pointed out, she's getting plenty of $$$ out of stringing this out for an extra 12-18 months (at minimum).

The bigger question to me will be when will Seven get caught up in a public story regarding his night-time escapades when it no longer gets swept under the rug.

I remember someone here saying this. They also mentioned the fact that Sark's indiscretions were becoming common knowledge within the UW AD and that his wife had already moved out.

PurpleJ

Who ever catches Stephanie on the rebound is going to be one lucky man. Well worth the price of having Sark's sloppy seconds.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

PurpleJ said:

Who ever catches Stephanie on the rebound is going to be one lucky man. Well worth the price of having Sark's sloppy seconds.

I already sent a her a friend request on Facebook.

PurpleJ

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

PurpleJ said:

Who ever catches Stephanie on the rebound is going to be one lucky man. Well worth the price of having Sark's sloppy seconds.

I already sent a her a friend request on Facebook.

I hear she likes fat assholes with a penchant for booze and cocaine. We should all have a shot with her.

AZDuck

Clearly Sark wasn't able to stay focused with the divorce looming. I'm sure he's going to bring all that focus and enthusiasm to the Trojans now.

SC TO THE NATTY, COOK IT

SpoonieLuv

Dennis_DeYoung said:

God, looking back at it, it just feels like a bad dream that he was ever up here.



I assume this was taken before a 3-way in which Steph licked his double chins while the dude rimmed him.

claycha

Steph sells the NoahSark...

TierbsHsotBoobs

Dennis_DeYoung said:

God, looking back at it, it just feels like a bad dream that he was ever up here.



I assume this was taken before a 3-way in which Steph licked his double chins while the dude rimmed him.

Yes, craves it, no.

Meek

TMZ needs to get someone on the Sark case now.

GrundleStiltzkin

Google autosuggest is on it.

Fenwick

At least he can't say they were young.

ScroteDawg

This is a money grab that even DJ(ILTCHDJ, IWILTD) can be jealous of. Bravo, Stephanie.

whlinder

Stephanie is totally going to love him in court

BabsGilbyTawdTy

Tequilla said:

The bigger question to me will be when will Seven get caught up in a public story regarding his night-time escapades when it no longer gets swept under the rug.

USC's free fall to the Cactus Bowl next season ought to get the ball rolling.

QuornDawg

PurpleThrobber

doogville said:

Damn, sark must be feasting down in LA.

PurpleJ said:

Who ever catches Stephanie on the rebound is going to be one lucky man. Well worth the price of having Sark's sloppy seconds.

Are you blind as well as such fag, J?

That is one ugly (wo)man.

d2d

PurpleBaze said:

HuskyJW said:

California...I think automatically get 50% and alimony and child support

He will lose complete focus now....she was only person keeping him at least a little grounded

You can't lose something that you don't already have.

Wrong. An employment contract is property.

MelloDawg

I was told on Softy's page that his divorce is none of our business. You people need to have some god damn tact.

insinceredawg

Kim has already quietly deleted the thread on the DM boards about this topic. The Sark love runs deep with him.