Nice... nice... (deserves own thread)

BennyBeaver

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/police-mom-played-naked-twister-with-teens-sexed-mult-1697947515/+Tom_Ley

PurpleBaze

I was just cumming to the tavern to poast this.

pawz

Fuck! Where were these hot mommies when I was 16??

HuskyJW

WeRe they around just we were clueless to know?

PurpleJ

She's a hero

OZONE

I actually feel sorry for her 16 yo daughter. She'll be fucked up for life.

Kaepsknee

OZONE said:

I actually feel sorry for her 16 yo daughter. She'll be fucked up for life.

Sounded as if many had the feel for the 16 y/o.


BTW, Which one of you alleged "reformed" Alcoholics blew the whistle on this.

For there within the true crime lies.

Asshole!

Kaepsknee

HuskyJW said:

WeRe they around just we were clueless to know?

They were. They just had alot of bigger curtains and a much thicker carpet.

At least that's what @swaye told me in one of his pro -tip sessions.

sarktastic

look for the girl with the broken smile... ask her if she wants to stay awhile... and she wiiiiiiiiiiiillllll be loved

sarktastic

OZONE said:

I actually feel sorry for her 16 yo daughter. She'll be fucked up for life.

yeah? well... the football team is gonna be pretty happy.

Swaye

salemcoog said:

HuskyJW said:

WeRe they around just we were clueless to know?

They were. They just had alot of bigger curtains and a much thicker carpet.

At least that's what @swaye told me in one of his pro -tip sessions.

FREE PUB MOTHERFUCKERS

Swaye

Oh yeah, wood hit

PurpleThrobber

Collarbones too bony.

TierbsHsotBoobs

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/aldine-isd-teacher-accused-of-getting-pregnant-by-student/224957391

PurpleThrobber

Wood fucking smash.

doogsinparadise

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/aldine-isd-teacher-accused-of-getting-pregnant-by-student/224957391

Wtf? 13?

GrundleStiltzkin

doogsinparadise said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/aldine-isd-teacher-accused-of-getting-pregnant-by-student/224957391

Wtf? 13?

That bitch is sick. Insanely hot because she's insane.

TurdBomber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

doogsinparadise said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

http://www.khou.com/news/crime/aldine-isd-teacher-accused-of-getting-pregnant-by-student/224957391

Wtf? 13?

That bitch is sick. Insanely hot because she's insane.

Clearly it's time for a refresher course:
https://youtu.be/hKWmFWRVLlU

PurpleReign

Wait.. 10 is the tranny zone? Is that just date material, or wife zone as well?

BennyBeaver

PurpleReign said:

Wait.. 10 is the tranny zone? Is that just date material, or wife zone as well?

Looks like you need @TheChart to dial you in on how to read a simple line graph.

DHD

Here she is with her 13 year old "boyfriend".



Rico Suave looks like he just rolled in after a night of sampling his southern product before checking in with his coyotes to see if the container truck managed to get across the border with the human cargo.

I suppose we could ask to check his birth certificate to confirm that he's actually 13, but that would be rayciss.

Here's her mug shot, where she looks more like 13 than does her "victim":



I'm also guessing that this chick has a fat ass. Not fat as in "phat", I mean fat like as in full of fucking cottage cheese.

She's already pumped out one kid with some other dude and every selfie is from the waist up highlighting the fact that she spent a good portion of her teacher's salary on quality push-up bras. (Not suggesting there is anything wrong with that). If her ass was solid, she'd be showing that off just as eagerly as her fish lips, cleavage and bearded boy wonder.

Fuck these people.