The Most Interesting Family in College/HS Football - The (St.) Browns

bananasnblondes

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/highschool-prep-rally/-st--brown-brothers-stand-out-on-and-off-field-194451093.html

-Dad is a former Mr. Universe, and also straight outta Compton

-Added "St." to the last names of his kids

-Kids are named Equanimeous (committed to ND), Osiris (he's the Osiris of this shit), and Amon-Ra

-While being athletically gifted, the kids are so surprisingly well-spoken that they are fluent in French and German as well as English

Interesting article

PurpleReign

Gunna name ma daughter Nefertiti

PurpleBaze

PurpleReign said:

Gunna name ma daughter Nefertiti

Make it more interesting... Nefertitty.

sjd

I considered naming my son Pontius.

PurpleReign

Luci Furnanda Ramierez

Doogles

Maximus Decimus Meridius

PurpleThrobber

Until Octavian weighs in, this family is a bunch of posers.

biak1

He wants his sons to be "distinguished?"

What a crock of shit. I'm rooting for the Torn ACL to make a family wide appearance. Ivan?

FreeChavez

This is all bullshit if they don't have good hips.

sjd

FreeChavez said:

This is all bullshit if they don't have good hips.

Mom has good hips.

WilburHooksHands

Doogles said:

Maximus Decimus Meridius

This is my horse Argento

PurpleBaze

biak1 said:

He wants his sons to be "distinguished?"

What a crock of shit. I'm rooting for the Torn ACL to make a family wide appearance. Ivan?

Ivan got fired. Akhenaten is in charge of the S&C program now. He uses the pyramid training program, which involves natural exercises. Rowing boats with huge blocks of stone on the, pushing huge blocks of stone on logs, and pulling huge blocks of stone up an incline as a team... truly a building block method of total body strength training.

AlCzervik

bananasnblondes said:

the kids are so surprisingly well-spoken

I said no racist crap.

Tutankhamun

PurpleBaze said:

Akhenaten is in charge of the S&C program now.

First of all, fuck that guy for nailing his sister (hi mom) and giving me shitty inbred genes that got me 19 years on the planet. Ramses made it to 90, don't tell me people lived shorter lives back then.

Akhenaten is perfect for Sark's staff, talk about no identity. Grows up worshiping the old gods, but they just don't have enough sizzle any more so then he starts telling everybody to worship one that nobody has ever heard of because the Jews are running this new system that seems to work for them. That's still not enough, so he starts closing all the temples and builds brand new facilities in Amarna to try and woo recruits. Long story short, he didn't understand how to build a balanced empire, totally ignored the military and trade, and almost ran an empire into the ground. By the end, mostly everybody knew this guy was a joke. There were a few guys over at nileman.com that bought into his horseshit, but mostly because he would let them hang out at the temple while he told stories about bagging Nefertiti. When I took over, one of those fuckers "left his shendyt" in my chambers. It was super fucking creepy considering I was like 10 at the time. I used to see those same guys out at the Chariot 7 on 7's just hanging out and "scouting."

But yeah, Akhenaten will deliver a ton of afterlife nattys to SC. The script is 3000 years old.