2 weeks later and Softy still has the gun in his mouth

bananasnblondes

Still tweeting shit like "Where were you 14 days ago?" and "14 days later and 1 yard still hurts".

He's like the girl in high school who cuts herself and writes suicide-themed poetry just to get attention from people.

TierbsHsotBoobs

DO IT FUCKER!

CheersWestDawg

Doogles

CheersWestDawg said:

That segment was the best part of the super bowl week.

RaccoonHarry

He'll never pull the trigger himself - his fingers are too fat to fit inside the trigger guard...

PurpleBaze

RaccoonHarry said:

He'll never pull the trigger himself - his fingers are too fat to fit inside the trigger guard...

This may solve that problem.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

bananasnblondes said:

Still tweeting shit like "Where were you 14 days ago?" and "14 days later and 1 yard still hurts".

He's like the girl in high school who cuts herself and writes suicide-themed poetry just to get attention from people.

I thought, no I hoped you meant literally.

Way to let me down.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

You millenials may have to listen to the chorus to get it.. I don't know wtf a millenial is actually so people born after 1982
Beck - Loser: http://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Someone needs to tell that Beck guy he spelled Looser wrong.

greenblood

The only thing that could push softy over the top would be a fast food tax.

RoadDawg55

greenblood said:

The only thing that could push softy over the top would be a fast food tax.

I know you are being sarkastic, but fast food is already taxed.

bananasnblondes

The weirdest thing Softy posted was a public apology to his wife like 3 days after the game. He obviously wasn't paying attention to the NFL's commercial against domestic violence.

jecornel

bananasnblondes said:

The weirdest thing Softy posted was a public apology to his wife like 3 days after the game. He obviously wasn't paying attention to the NFL's commercial against domestic violence.

He also got his sports illustrated magazine with Brady on the cover....walked into his kitchen and tore it into a hundred pieces and threw it across the kitchen... then apologized to the wife and began the cleanup process.

TTJ