No, I didn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon in Kansas I'll bet.
You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...
No, I didn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon in Kansas I'll bet.
You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...
Sorry, four coffins.
There are two types of people in this world. Those with guns, and those that dig. Now dig
Wedding Crashers is as close to a perfect movie as I can imagine.
"He thinks moby dick is a venereal disease"
Also the beginning of Old School sets the tone for the classic comedy. Luke wilson's seatbelt is broken in the back of the taxi and he asks the driver what he suggests he does.
"I suggest you stop being such a faggot, you're in the back seat"
Wedding Crashers is as close to a perfect movie as I can imagine.
"He thinks moby dick is a venereal disease"
Also the beginning of Old School sets the tone for the classic comedy. Luke wilson's seatbelt is broken in the back of the taxi and he asks the driver what he suggests he does.
"I suggest you stop being such a faggot, you're in the back seat"
I was actually thinking of that Old School quote. I love a minute before that part when a dad slaps the shit out his child's head on the escalator.
Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 magnum, the world's most powerful handgun and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
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"If you build it, he will come" - Voice from the corn
"You're gonna' need a bigger boat" - Sheriff Brody
"Use the force, Luke" - Obi Wan Kenobi
"Bond. James Bond" - James Bond
"Murdock ... I'm coming to get you" - John Rambo
skin em.... skin those smokewagons and lets see what happens
Wedding Crashers is as close to a perfect movie as I can imagine.
"He thinks moby dick is a venereal disease"
Also the beginning of Old School sets the tone for the classic comedy. Luke wilson's seatbelt is broken in the back of the taxi and he asks the driver what he suggests he does.
"I suggest you stop being such a faggot, you're in the back seat"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ssC77hapv0g"Fuck you. That's my name."
"It's not gonna be an orgy - it's a toga party".
"Do you do drugs, Danny?"
How do you shoot women, children?
Easy, just don't lead em as much.
It's the one that says bad mother fucker.
(And anything from Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in 'im. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish.
I know what you're thinking, 'did he fire six shots or only five?' Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 magnum, the world's most powerful handgun and would blow your head clean off, you gotta ask yourself one question: 'do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Yes it's true... This man has no dick