No, I didn't surrender. But they took my horse and made him surrender. They have him pulling a wagon in Kansas I'll bet.
You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...
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I couldn't help it:
"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively, got to kill every motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes."
"Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
They did so much fucking with Sicilian women... that they changed the whole bloodline forever.
I SAID NO RACIST CRAP!!!1!!!111
You see, my mule don't like people laughin'. Gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it...