Sark Screws Up, USC Signee List Leaked Early

AZDuck

http://imgur.com/a/BdzOW

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

HAHAHAHA

AZDuck

I like the "Sark Bite" on each signee

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

He has Wheatley's kid on there.... On 247 he is 95% to Michigan, so that would be a HUGE surprise. This might be their initial list with like 40 players because Sark thinks he will get everyone. Or it could actually be accurate, either way.... interesting.

bananasnblondes

Aca'Cedric Ware? That's straight Key and Peele shit. How the f do people come up with these names?

PurpleBaze

Hey Sark, great attention to detail as always.

AZDuck

Better to publish early than tear the pages out at the recruiting banquet, amirite?

WilburHooksHands

This happened with Vanderdoes and a UW media guide I think. They just produce all the possibilities. I could even see this as being an intentional leak so people would think Sark was "in" on commits that are 95% to other schools. Hell it worked on the LPT.

PurpleBaze

Someone should poast this on the USC bored.

AZDuck

Technically, every single one of those "Sark Bites" is an NCAA violation, since coaches aren't supposed to comment on unsigned players.

BayDawg

He even screws up stuff he does well.

Notice the classy cleaned up language.

ScroteDawg

AZDuck said:

I like the "Sark Bite" on each signee

I laugh at a lot of things on this bored, mostly because I'm a terrible person, but this made me laugh harder than anything I can recall in quite a while. YBE.