The Closer's next target

bananasnblondes

Scott Eklund announced last week that 4* WR Jaylinn Hawkins had moved on from UW and just like clockwork, today there is news that Petersen will have an in home with Hawkins on Wednesday.

Most feel he is an ASU lean but the kid has not shown his cards at all about who he is favoring and Petersen has a streak of about 5 recruits in a row that he has honed in on and gotten a commitment from.

We should all thank Scott for realizing that whatever he reports, the opposite happens. Go get em Pete

WilburHooksHands

It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

RaccoonHarry

WilburHooksHands said:

It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.

HeretoBeatmyChest

If Pete gets Hawkins and Warren then this class is an 'A' without a doubt.

AZDuck

Fuck Fudge, you assholes buttholes are making me hope UW gets him just so Ektard can be wrong (again).

ScroteDawg

RaccoonHarry said:

WilburHooksHands said:

It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.

He could work as an anti-recruiting service. Schools could pay him to say that recruits aren't going to their respective institutions, virtually assuring commitments for them. It would work at least 81% of the time. The profit margin would be huge if not for his food budget.

MrsPetersen

bananasnblondes

ScroteDawg said:

RaccoonHarry said:

WilburHooksHands said:

It's honestly unbelievable how wrong he is all the god damned time.

It's almost impossible to be wrong that often. He should try and turn that into a marketable skill.

He could work as an anti-recruiting service. Schools could pay him to say that recruits aren't going to their respective institutions, virtually assuring commitments for them. It would work at least 81% of the time. The profit margin would be huge if not for his food budget.

Based on the results this year, I think Petersen has already made this discovery and is exploiting it

loadsock

Eklund123

insinceredawg

I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

HuskyJW

insinceredawg said:

I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

I played that for a while....I think it's a ruse to see what mundane questions you can get them to legitimately answer.

At least mine were.

Rapeculturedawg

insinceredawg said:

I love how jsmdoogs starts a new post to ask Ektard stupid fucking questions every day. how does he not realize that Ektard knows nothing by now?

Someone send him an invite

Does he still bring up the capacity of Husky Stadium in his rants?

MrsPetersen

jismdoog is a senile old fuck. SE A Q?!?!?!?1

fivehundredmileDAWG

Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.

bananasnblondes

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.

I'm 81% sure that sheep are not the preferred barnyard lover in Enumclaw



Yes, that's a real movie based on the event. I've seen it.

HFNY

You mean you saw the movie or you saw the real event?:

komonews.com/news/archive/4158101.html

bananasnblondes said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

Jsmdoogs is Ektards biological father .... He mistook Ektards mother for a sheep on a moist Saturday evening just outside of Enumclaw (The Claw!) while she was harvesting shrooms in November 1972.

That is the reason for their symbiotic nature on the message boreds.

I'm 81% sure that sheep are not the preferred barnyard lover in Enumclaw



Yes, that's a real movie based on the event. I've seen it.

unfrozencaveman

If every prediction instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RerJWv5vwxc

PurpleBaze

MrsPetersen said:

LOL'ed at The North Face jacket. The guy has never done anything outdoorsy. He hasn't been near a mountain or trail, much like 81% of people who wear North Face gear.