Jeremy Stevens arrested.

H_D

bananasnblondes said:

her gaping purple butthole is not getting enough attention in this thread

Don't forget the hair on the butthole.

puppylove_sugarsteel

PurpleJ said:

Jerramy*

At least your good for something round here J. It is important spelling is accurate here. Crimany sakes!

PurpleJ

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

PurpleJ said:

Jerramy*

At least your good for something round here J. It is important spelling is accurate here. Crimany sakes!

He won a Rose Bowl and did his part to fuck the 12s out of a Super Bowl after that. As far as I'm concerned, he's a legend and deserves accurate spelling of his name.

PurpleJ

PurpleBaze said:

Solo suspended from UW Women's National Team...

http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/hope-solo-suspended-us-womans-national-team/njstX/

I'm sure someone will step up for our Lady Pats.

#USA

CheersWestDawg

But how is Hope Solo's vagina looser than creamed corn?

MrsPetersen

And this shit just keeps getting better... he was apparently driving a US Soccer Team van when it happened. Edgy soccer players?

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Report-Hope-Solos-husband-was-driving-US-team-van-during-DUI-arrest-289476021.html

RoadDawg55

.32 BAC for Stevens. 4 times the legal limit. With his priors, he's probably doing some time.

PostGameOrangeSlices

bananasnblondes said:

her gaping purple butthole is not getting enough attention in this thread

MisterEm

RoadDawg55 said:

.32 BAC for Stevens. 4 times the legal limit. With his priors, he's probably doing some time.

Quality decision maker.

Southerndawg

RoadDawg55 said:

.32 BAC for Stevens. 4 times the legal limit. With his priors, he's probably doing some time.

Wow. That would put most people in the hospital. The alcoholism in that one runs deep.

RoadDawg55

Southerndawg said:

RoadDawg55 said:

.32 BAC for Stevens. 4 times the legal limit. With his priors, he's probably doing some time.

Wow. That would put most people in the hospital. The alcoholism in that one runs deep.

It is a ton of alcohol for anyone, let alone a guy 6'7" 260. He may have needed some blow to keep himself going.

AZDuck

I once commanded a Soldier who had previously served in the Russian Navy. Long, weird story there as well. Dude showed up to formation drunk on day, we sent him to the hospital and he blew a 0.49. At that level you're supposed to be dead, but he was Russian. He detoxed and became one of the best-performing guys I have ever worked with.

CS,B

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

I once commanded a Soldier who had previously served in the Russian Navy. Long, weird story there as well. Dude showed up to formation drunk on day, we sent him to the hospital and he blew a 0.49. At that level you're supposed to be dead, but he was Russian. He detoxed and became one of the best-performing guys I have ever worked with.

CS,B

Cool story, bro.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

I once commanded a Soldier who had previously served in the Russian Navy. Long, weird story there as well. Dude showed up to formation drunk on day, we sent him to the hospital and he blew a 0.49. At that level you're supposed to be dead, but he was Russian. He detoxed and became one of the best-performing guys I have ever worked with.

CS,B

All this story told me was Go Navy, Beat Army.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

RoadDawg55 said:

.32 BAC for Stevens. 4 times the legal limit. With his priors, he's probably doing some time.

Good. If he weren't a coddled jock, he would have been in Walla Walla by now.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

PurpleJ said:

Jerramy*

At least your good for something round here J. It is important spelling is accurate here. Crimany sakes!

* you're

sarktastic

Jerrammy Stevens is misunderstood.

UWerentThereMan

CheersWestDawg said:

But how is Hope Solo's vagina looser than creamed corn?