We need clarifciation on our new "sold the couch" line

DerekJohnson

Which version of this great new HHB line should be the accepted form going forward?

kh83

Why do you hate abundance?

GrundleStiltzkin

John Doe has sold the couch.

http://forum.hardcorehusky.com/discussion/comment/261129/#Comment_261129

Swaye

John Doe has sold the couch.

Write in for "Jon Dough has sold the couch."

sjd

Janet Reno

Janet Reno has stained her couch. ...in case there are rumblings she might be in need of a new one.

Rapeculturedawg

John Doe has put the couch up for sale on Craigslist

I like to think that the sale of the couch makes the status of the player in question final. While the couch being on the craigslist is equal to rumors of the player leaving.. testing the waters, shit like dat

GrundleStiltzkin

John Doe has sold the couch.

Look fuckos, when a guy leaves before eligibility is up, it's Sold the Couch. That's only bit drivel I've spewed that's ever remotely caught on here, don't take that from me.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

John Doe has sold the couch.

I am the creator of the craigslist one, and even I voted for "John Doe has sold the couch"... It makes the most sense, in my opionion!!!!1

TierbsHsotBoobs

Janet Reno

Burning the couch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> selling the couch.

Very disappointed you idiots don't know this.

GrundleStiltzkin

John Doe has sold the couch.

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Burning the couch >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> selling the couch.

Very disappointed you idiots don't know this.

Disagree, but that's exactly what Caradel is doing.

HuskyJW

John Doe has sold the couch.

This is Grundle's line so he should decide.....but in fairness he has changed the wording a bit depending on the situation.

sjd

Janet Reno

sjd said:

Janet Reno has stained soiled her couch. ...in case there are rumblings she might be in need of a new one.

I had to crisp this up. Bear in mind, this would only be used when things are getting Marcus Petersy.

Tequilla

John Doe has sold the couch.

Short, simple, and to the point = Tequilla endorsed

GrundleStiltzkin

John Doe has sold the couch.

HuskyJW said:

This is Grundle's line so he should decide.....but in fairness he has changed the wording a bit depending on the situation.

The Grundle Line, the world's worst early warning system.

dnc

John Doe has sold the couch.

Tequilla said:

Short, simple, and to the point = Tequilla endorsed

Ironical, or is this a thatsthejoke.jpg moment?

Tequilla

John Doe has sold the couch.

dnc said:

Tequilla said:

Short, simple, and to the point = Tequilla endorsed

Ironical, or is this a thatsthejoke.jpg moment?

Why not abundance?

phineas

Some of us really are old white guys completely out of touch with the times

puppylove_sugarsteel

How about someone besides me come up with original shit? Fuck you guys are more like sheep that Kim's crew of puckersuckers. Are you dorks gonna sell the couch everytiime someone goes pro? Thank the fuck underclassmen declaration ended today.

DerekJohnson

John Doe has sold the couch.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

How about someone besides me come up with original shit? Fuck you guys are more like sheep that Kim's crew of puckersuckers. Are you dorks gonna sell the couch everytiime someone goes pro? Thank the fuck underclassmen declaration ended today.

Repetitive jokes are the lifeblood of Half Brain Nation

kh83

With his level of Kim obsession, there are times I think Puppy might be willing to lick KJV's copper penny after he ate Taco Bell.

Sledog

Most couches like that are on the curb! but Craigslist can compete with that.