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AZDuck

How Ewa you live?

Like Ewa Beach ewa, or Kapolei ewa, or like Makaha ewa?

EwaDawg

Makaha ewa? Kapolei ewa?

Those are like duck Natties.


Don't exist.


Thanks for playing.


(If you want a real answer I have spent over 20 years in all three places. And, have had no problems. You see, unlike 0regon fans, I respect the locals/natives in those areas. Never had a single problem. But go to Autzen one time.......)

AZDuck

Do you know what ewa means?

Makaha is ewa.

No need to be so hostile and doogy. Lots of people live in Hawaii. Plenty Duck fans, in fact

EwaDawg

Makaha is ewa only from certain locations. Its actually diamond head of Kaena point.

Ewa Beach is Always Ewa. Even when mentioned without a reference point.

AZDuck

ewa goes on foreva, brah

I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa

DerekJohnson

alright guys, knock it off. Take it to the Don Ho Lounge board.

EwaDawg

Oh, I get it. You're a haole trying to speak pidgin. Kind of like a duck trying to win a Natty.

Don't give up your day job (pumping gas).

Swaye

I got a hooker once at the Red Lion.

EwaDawg

AZDuck said:

ewa goes on foreva, brah

I lived on the windward side - everything from Pearl City on is ewa

Thanks for conceeding.

Did it hurt?

AZDuck

huh?

ewa means "west"

whatshouldicareabout

I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.

phineas

No clue whats going on in here

EwaDawg

phineas said:

No clue whats going on in here

The duck is insulting every single person that lives west of Pearl City.

And, he is too ignorant to realize it.

Not unheard of for a townie (everyone from O'ahu not living west of Pearl City).

phineas

That didnt help me at all

phineas

Maybe im just phineasFS

PurpleBaze

Way better beaches on the other islands, braddahs. But then, I'm biased against O'Ahu... and it's really not the island. It's Honolulu, Pearl City, and Waikiki. It's like the Newark of the Pacific.

EwaDawg

AZDuck said:

huh?

ewa means "west"

Now you're catching on. That's why Kaena is ewa of Makaha.

And, conversely Makaha is diamond head (not west/ewa) of Kaena.

Purple_Pills

You've gotta give yourself over to Christ, brah.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Oahu sucks, yeah I said it!

BennyBeaver

whatshouldicareabout said:

I always assumed it was 'Eastern Washington' and he was some ghost of AoG who wasn't insane.

this

AZDuck

So..

Kaena is ewa of Makaha, which is ewa of Kapolei, which is ewa of Ewa Beach.

Sounds like I'm right.