Seahulk needs your help

dhdawg

http://sea.247sports.com/Bolt/Seahulk-is-asking-for-your-help-Superfan-or-Superwrong-34475248
anyone who gives this guy money should DIAFF

CuntWaffle

Big Lo and this guy are fucking embarrassing.

PurpleBaze

Fuck! I'm sorry he's broke, but asking for help is fucking embarrassing. I would never ever think to do something like that. If you can no longer afford to spend on something, then just stop and walk away until your fortunes turn around.

CuntWaffle

I love how this guy thinks people want his autograph. What a joke. You are a middle aged guy who dresses like a homo at Seahawks games and have a tiny part in a shitty soup commercial.

PurpleBaze

CuntWaffle said:

I love how this guy thinks people want his autograph. What a joke. You are a middle aged guy who dresses like a homo at Seahawks games and have a tiny part in a shitty soup commercial.

THIS!!

ThomasFremont

CuntWaffle said:

I love how this guy thinks people want his autograph. What a joke. You are a middle aged guy who dresses like a homo at Seahawks games and have a tiny part in a shitty soup commercial.

So he already spent all his soup commercial money?

PurpleBaze

ThomasFremont said:

CuntWaffle said:

I love how this guy thinks people want his autograph. What a joke. You are a middle aged guy who dresses like a homo at Seahawks games and have a tiny part in a shitty soup commercial.

So he already spent all his soup commercial money?

One can only hope that it was well spent on hookers and blow.

UWerentThereMan

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!! For just 15$ more per SeahulkTM(pending) fan you can move SeahulkTM(pending) to a private suite with access for 5 additional superfans(and 1 Mrs SeahulkTM(pending))!!!
Been waiting 46 years for this!!

dnc

CheersWestDawg

As George Carlin once said, "Get some fucking money."

UWerentThereMan

dnc said:

Clearly it's not. He's got you paying his $600 overtime salary for taking off a day early, and I would assume a $250 (says $500 for both) paint job for his old lady.
I wonder if that's MikeDabone IRL.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Stop being a sucker and spending tens of thousands on eight football games.

dnc

If he finds people stupid enough to finance his habit, good for him.

"A sucker is born every minute".

dnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Stop being a sucker and spending tens of thousands on eight football games.

Damone!!! True???

section8

What a douche, seriously? Spending upwards of $20K a year on Seahawks games?

Doogles

This is some pathetic stuff. Like begging outside of a casino. You chose this path saggy tits, nobody feels sorry for you.

SpoonieLuv

It wouldn't shock to to hear that most the 12s believe him to be on the team.

haie

Fucking clowns. Deserve to be Mooriners fans.

LaZoris

"Hello to all
My seahulk fans.sorry I wasn't at last game. I'm honestly to broke to go to games so I'm asking if anyone can help in anyway to get to next 3 games. I will autograph pictures and send them to you for any kind of donation.as of now you can send money... thanks again and may god bless!"
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Next 3 games? Since he wasn't at the st louis game - the next 3 are Carolina, NFC champ & Superbowl. This fucker is actually begging for a free superbowl ticket. Probably the flight and hotel too. Fuck him and fuck the 12's. Seriously annoying as fuck

PurpleJ

It will be funny when someone puts up money for this guy, only to watch the Seahawks lose in the NFC Championship.

ScroteDawg

Fuck. That. Guy. If he needs money, maybe he should offer to suck Big Lo's dick.