At a sports bar now (wearing mah new #11 jersey I picked up at TJ Maxx) and this fag of a bartender says the Hawks don't play today. Must not be one of us twelves!! He also made my appletini too strong and there is no hummus dip here. Fucking faggot! (I keep hearing that, other patrons must not like this bartender either).
Why do the Hawks have a lion on the side of their helmets? Must be a #shoutout to us twelves who usually travel in a pride of 12! (A pride of 'faggots' I belive is the correct zoological term)
Got kicked out of be sports bar btw. I'm guessing someone was allergic to latex and had a reaction when I tried to bump up on them with my well sheathed bird. I'll return later go get my ironic mustache wax and buttplug from the lost and found.
Why do the Hawks have a lion on the side of their helmets? Must be a #shoutout to us twelves who usually travel in a pride of 12! (A pride of 'faggots' I belive is the correct zoological term)
Got kicked out of be sports bar btw. I'm guessing someone was allergic to latex and had a reaction when I tried to bump up on them with my well sheathed bird. I'll return later go get my ironic mustache wax and buttplug from the lost and found.
Why do the Hawks have a lion on the side of their helmets? Must be a #shoutout to us twelves who usually travel in a pride of 12! (A pride of 'faggots' I belive is the correct zoological term)
Got kicked out of be sports bar btw. I'm guessing someone was allergic to latex and had a reaction when I tried to bump up on them with my well sheathed bird. I'll return later go get my ironic mustache wax and buttplug from the lost and found.
Guess mah Hawks had a bye week. Can't fault mah ruffies for that. Big Lo doesnt mind. Mah anus; well that's another question . Goshawk....OW! It hurts when I poo. #thwevthcharminluvandprepH
Guess mah Hawks had a bye week. Can't fault mah ruffies for that. Big Lo doesnt mind. Mah anus; well that's another question . Goshawk....OW! It hurts when I poo. #thwevthcharminluvandprepH
Guess mah Hawks had a bye week. Can't fault mah ruffies for that. Big Lo doesnt mind. Mah anus; well that's another question . Goshawk....OW! It hurts when I poo. #thwevthcharminluvandprepH
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You know who is broadcasting the game in crystal clear HD?
"UW fanbase is the SEC of the West" Demario Richard..
Got kicked out of be sports bar btw. I'm guessing someone was allergic to latex and had a reaction when I tried to bump up on them with my well sheathed bird. I'll return later go get my ironic mustache wax and buttplug from the lost and found.
F. A. C. T.
(Still available)
Dallas has been benefiting from shady calls all year.