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It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.creepycoug said:If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.
Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
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If you can't see that the Paper Street Soap Company is all about watching the world burn, then I can't help you.ForeskinWalletDawg said:Looking at your avatar, it's like I don't even know you anymore.
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So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?topdawgnc said:
It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.creepycoug said:If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.
Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
#lawyerssuck
Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.
Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.
Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.
It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips. -
#ShotsFiredcreepycoug said:
So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?topdawgnc said:
It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.creepycoug said:If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.
Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
#lawyerssuck
Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.
Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.
Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.
It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips. -
disagreecreepycoug said:
So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?topdawgnc said:
It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.creepycoug said:If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.
Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
#lawyerssuck
Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.
Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.
Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.
It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips. -
I shit million dollar deals for lunch
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I thought you shit gold.RaceBannon said:I shit million dollar deals for lunch
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I think you just want to shit million dollar deals. Nix the lunch part. That's gross.RaceBannon said:I shit million dollar deals for lunch
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But does he piss purple when he shits gold? Well, does he?
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No one ever posts threads about me when I change pics. I'm sure the wounds will heal someday.




