Swaye has crossed a line

topdawgnc

How in the hell is a guy supposed to close a 1.2 million dollar deal, launch a new product line, and go on a 7 day bender to celebrate and know what the fuck is going on around here when cornerstones of the program are changing their fucking profile picture.

It's like I am expected to read and not just look at the pictures.

Asshole.

GrundleStiltzkin

thechatch, true!!11!!!???

ThomasFremont

topdawgnc said:

How in the hell is a guy supposed to close a 1.2 million dollar deal, launch a new product line, and go on a 7 day bender to celebrate and know what the fuck is going on around here when cornerstones of the program are changing their fucking profile picture.

It's like I am expected to read and not just look at the pictures.

Asshole.

#HumbleBrag

CuntWaffle

GrundleStiltzkin said:

thechatch, true!!11!!!???

That isn't enough money for TheChatch to even bother with. Plus he's to busy fucking your gf/wife/mom.

Swaye

You're just lucky I poast here at all?

#floggingmyself

MikeDamone

Swaye changed his picture?

uw2010

Who's Swaye? Does he poast here?

Swaye

Are brain feces like throat feces? Of the brain?

creepycoug

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

Swaye

creepycoug said:

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

#fakelawyer

ForeskinWalletDawg

Looking at your avatar, it's like I don't even know you anymore.

topdawgnc

creepycoug said:

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

#lawyerssuck

Swaye

ForeskinWalletDawg said:

Looking at your avatar, it's like I don't even know you anymore.

If you can't see that the Paper Street Soap Company is all about watching the world burn, then I can't help you.

creepycoug

topdawgnc said:

creepycoug said:

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

#lawyerssuck

So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.

ThomasFremont

creepycoug said:

topdawgnc said:

creepycoug said:

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

#lawyerssuck

So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.

#ShotsFired

topdawgnc

creepycoug said:

topdawgnc said:

creepycoug said:

If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

#lawyerssuck

So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.

disagree

RaceBannon

I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

topdawgnc

RaceBannon said:

I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

I thought you shit gold.

creepycoug

RaceBannon said:

I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

I think you just want to shit million dollar deals. Nix the lunch part. That's gross.

Swaye

But does he piss purple when he shits gold? Well, does he?

PurpleJ

No one ever posts threads about me when I change pics. I'm sure the wounds will heal someday.