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Swaye has crossed a line

topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
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edited December 2014 in Hardcore Husky Board
How in the hell is a guy supposed to close a 1.2 million dollar deal, launch a new product line, and go on a 7 day bender to celebrate and know what the fuck is going on around here when cornerstones of the program are changing their fucking profile picture.

It's like I am expected to read and not just look at the pictures.

Asshole.
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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    thechatch, true!!11!!!???
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    You're just lucky I poast here at all?

    #floggingmyself
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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    Swaye changed his picture?
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    uw2010uw2010 Member Posts: 940
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    Who's Swaye? Does he poast here?
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    Are brain feces like throat feces? Of the brain?
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,745
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    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    creepycoug said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    #fakelawyer
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    ForeskinWalletDawgForeskinWalletDawg Member Posts: 238
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    Looking at your avatar, it's like I don't even know you anymore.
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    topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
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    creepycoug said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,745
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    edited December 2014
    topdawgnc said:

    creepycoug said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
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    ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
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    creepycoug said:

    topdawgnc said:

    creepycoug said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
    #ShotsFired
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    topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
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    creepycoug said:

    topdawgnc said:

    creepycoug said:

    If you're going to pretend to close big deals, why don't you make them, like, actually big.

    Fuck. You can't even brag worth a shit.

    It would have been bigger if the fake lawyers in the sales prevention department wouldn't have had to justify their fake degrees by showing how big their little dicks are.

    #lawyerssuck
    So let me get this strate: you have a fantasy in which you are a principal at some pretend going concern and in this dream you close a $1 MM pretend deal and the VALUE of said deal is scaled down by a bunch of pretend lawyers?

    Fuck, let me repeat: you can't even [pretend] brag worth a shit you hapless mother fucker.

    Call me crazy, but in my fantasies, that which I disdain does not even appear, much less does it limit the story line.

    Fuck. In my pretend experience, pretend lawyers are seldom if ever in a position to make deal value smaller. They may delay a deal getting done by discovering shit that both sides usually wind up caring about eventually - after they're done pulling on their dicks and jizzing all over themselves over their $1 million deals. But the pretend role of a pretend lawyer in a pretend deal is rarely such that he can scale up or down the value of a deal unless is should be scaled up or down. Free market economics dip shit - this is America. Check in with Damone. He has that shit dialed the fuck in.

    It would appear that even your fantasies are shit. Face it: you came on here bragging about a deal worth just a bit more than the home values of 70% of the dead beats posting on this board. Topfuckingdog my ass. Try Stripmallsmallbusinessdog dick lips.
    disagree
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,404
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    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it
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    topdawgnctopdawgnc Member Posts: 7,838
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    RaceBannon said:

    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

    I thought you shit gold.
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,745
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    RaceBannon said:

    I shit million dollar deals for lunch

















    sounded better when I thought it than when I wrote it

    I think you just want to shit million dollar deals. Nix the lunch part. That's gross.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,064
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    But does he piss purple when he shits gold? Well, does he?
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,525
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    No one ever posts threads about me when I change pics. I'm sure the wounds will heal someday.
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