Travel PSA

PurpleBaze

Just took a flight from SEA to ATL. Both airports were fucking busy and packed with clueless cows who travel only once a year. Anyway, in the next few days, just be sure to leave the house early and give yourself some extra time. Like Damoan likes to say, "Pack your patience."

GrundleStiltzkin

What I was hoping for in this thread.

PurpleBaze

Prostitute on-site would have been better.

MikeDamone

Sounds like you need some holiday travel #newstips.

I hate people.

PurpleBaze

The funny thing is that I heard all that shit that I posted above on the radio this morning, as I was driving to the airport.

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm sure the Problem Solvers will be on scene soon to help you out Damoan.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Just took a flight from SEA to ATL. Both airports were fucking busy and packed with clueless cows who travel only once a year. Anyway, in the next few days, just be sure to leave the house early and give yourself some extra time. Like Damoan likes to say, "Pack your patience."

Do you ever sit in the cockpit (75K) and think "Wouldn't it be cool to fly into a mountain with all these mouth breathers"?

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Just took a flight from SEA to ATL. Both airports were fucking busy and packed with clueless cows who travel only once a year. Anyway, in the next few days, just be sure to leave the house early and give yourself some extra time. Like Damoan likes to say, "Pack your patience."

Do you ever sit in the cockpit (75K) and think "Wouldn't it be cool to fly into a mountain with all these mouth breathers"?

That's some dark shit, dude.

ThomasFremont

Why fly when you can road trip in your '16 Benz?

PurpleThrobber

PurpleBaze said:

Prostitute on-site would have been better.

If you're going to bash Venoy, I am out.

puppylove_sugarsteel

MikeDamone said:

Sounds like you need some holiday travel #newstips.

I hate people.

And people hate you. I dont though baby.

puppylove_sugarsteel

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Just took a flight from SEA to ATL. Both airports were fucking busy and packed with clueless cows who travel only once a year. Anyway, in the next few days, just be sure to leave the house early and give yourself some extra time. Like Damoan likes to say, "Pack your patience."

Do you ever sit in the cockpit (75K) and think "Wouldn't it be cool to fly into a mountain with all these mouth breathers"?

That's some dark shit, dude.

Ohhhh that's pretty taboo.

PurpleBaze

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Just took a flight from SEA to ATL. Both airports were fucking busy and packed with clueless cows who travel only once a year. Anyway, in the next few days, just be sure to leave the house early and give yourself some extra time. Like Damoan likes to say, "Pack your patience."

Do you ever sit in the cockpit (75K) and think "Wouldn't it be cool to fly into a mountain with all these mouth breathers"?

That's some dark shit, dude.

Ohhhh that's pretty taboo.

Take your meds, puppy... you're still not dialed in.

Tequilla

Let's just say on my flight Wednesday night (early evening) I just breezed through security ... it was better than it ever was.

I fully expect on my return trip to have an easy trip through security as well.

PurpleBaze

Tequilla said:

Let's just say on my flight Wednesday night (early evening) I just breezed through security ... it was better than it ever was.

I fully expect on my return trip to have an easy trip through security as well.

Cool story, bro...

GrundleStiltzkin

Tequilla said:

Let's just say on my flight Wednesday night (early evening) I just breezed through security ... it was better than it ever was.

I fully expect on my return trip to have an easy trip through security as well.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Why are stewardesses and some of the check-in people so cunty? I long for the days when they were all hot and had to retire by 32.

Dick_B

leaving for Palm Springs via Vegas tomorrow morning, Will share any cool stories, bro

Swaye

All the stewardesses on every flight I am on are either old nags or queers. Fuck you United.

PurpleBaze

Was back at the airport again today... Christ! I hate the holidays... the once-a-year travellers are like rudderless ships in a sea of cluelessness. Yeah, just stand in the middle of the concourse or walk in a zig-zag pattern while looking down at your stupid-ass phone.

Don't get me started on all the assholes suffering from various illnesses walking around and coughing on everyone and everything. Stay the fuck home if you're sick.

MikeDamone

PurpleBaze said:

Was back at the airport again today... Christ! I hate the holidays... the once-a-year travellers are like rudderless ships in a sea of cluelessness. Yeah, just stand in the middle of the concourse or walk in a zig-zag pattern while looking down at your stupid-ass phone.

Don't get me started on all the assholes suffering from various illnesses walking around and coughing on everyone and everything. Stay the fuck home if you're sick.

Sounds like you hate people.