Everything is for sale..I had no idea

AZDuck

WilburHooksHands said:

Calling our resident Ducks. Please somebody troll this and tear off your jacket/pants to reveal Ducks gear while running Dubs onto the field.

So much potential here...

That and a promotional idea for Derek:

"#FiveReasons UW Beats Stanford... www.hardcorehusky.com"

scrolling on the stadium scorebored would be epic

Postal91

It was $25, which is why Jonathan Smith got it... and he still had $75 left over to buy that shitty 8 sizes too big suit for his profile pic.

section8 said:

How much to take over as OC for a game?

Fenwick

$1000 to feed Dubs some duck meat. You'd raise a million, pay off and fire your AD and off you go. Or is your AD good now? I forget.

skookum

so how much is it for a sloppy kiss from Jack Lockner's mom?

Fenwick

I think we'd have to pool our money

greenblood

Checked the website, and the only game available for the $600 tunnel run, is for the Beaver game. Glove, we're counting on you buddy.

doogsinparadise

skookum said:

so how much is it for a sloppy kiss from Jack Lockner's mom?

Priceless.

Also, while the UW is pocketing $100 checks for signed footballs, Uncle Phil is getting ready to sign another $50 million check down in Eugene.

Fenwick

doogsinparadise said:

skookum said:

so how much is it for a sloppy kiss from Jack Lockner's mom?

Priceless.

Also, while the UW is pocketing $100 checks for signed footballs, Uncle Phil is getting ready to sign another $50 million check down in Eugene.

But I think this is for the curling team.

Mosster47

WilburHooksHands said:

WilburHooksHands said:

Calling our resident Ducks. Please somebody troll this and tear off your jacket/pants to reveal Ducks gear while running Dubs onto the field.

Fuckin A, I might troll it with Ducks gear... Only $600.

I'm in.

CheersWestDawg

Next thing you know, Woodward will be offering up his asshole to the Capitol Hill community for $50/pop.

PurpleThrobber

topdawgnc said:

Bad_MotherDucker said:

How much to get my 2 dads on the Kiss Cam? $81?

$75,000

Correct answer $69.

AtomicPiss

TTJ said:

"The purple and gold experience." LOL.

What does it cost to see the team actually wear purple and gold during a game?

+1,000

droggins

greenblood said:

WilburHooksHands said:

WilburHooksHands said:

Calling our resident Ducks. Please somebody troll this and tear off your jacket/pants to reveal Ducks gear while running Dubs onto the field.

Fuckin A, I might troll it with Ducks gear... Only $600.

If you guys can scrounge up the $600.00, I'm game. Buy my ticket, and I'll even try and dry hump the husky (the real one).

I'll pledge $50.

PurpleJ

Ball Exchange:

DETAILS: You and your group will get to stand down on the court and will be handed a ball signed by the team by one of the starting 5 players. Must be 5th grade or younger. Mini-balls included, tickets not included.


PARTICIPANTS: Five


PRICE: $100


Any 5th graders in here? Asking for a friend...

UWerentThereMan

$500 to towel whip a freshman

Meek

great thread gents. LOL

droggins

RaccoonHarry said:

How much to see good football?

Uncle Phil can answer that question.

TierbsHsotBoobs

CheersWestDawg said:

Next thing you know, Woodward will be offering up his asshole to the Capitol Hill community for $50/pop.

The O/U is $5.

TierbsHsotBoobs

And they said we were idiots for saying this dead and buried program was Marinerized.

PurpleBaze

UWerentThereMan said:

$500 to towel whip a freshman

Would this be considered "horseplay"?