My grandfather taught me a great theory on boobs. "Anything bigger than a handful, is just a waste."
You should have slapped the shit out of gramps, immediately after he said that.
I don't hold it against him. He's the same man that would say stuff like "I'd eat the corn out of her shit" (Kate Beckinsale) "I'd sniff her fart and not breath for a week" (Shania Twain)
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"I'd eat the corn out of her shit" (Kate Beckinsale)
"I'd sniff her fart and not breath for a week" (Shania Twain)
Man, I miss that man
simple fact