Doog Myths

[Deleted User]

I'd like a thread where we share all the Doog myths over the years.

Like "Nobody wanted to coach the Huskies after 0-12, they tried to get a big name but nobody wanted to come here"

"Firing Lambright for Slick Rick was a mistake"

"Nobody could have predicted that Ty would be such a failure"

"Mark Emmert gets it as a football president"

I'm sure there is countless more that you guys can add.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I remember reading, "The Dawgs might improve next year even though the record will be worse." It was During the Ty error (lol!).

[Deleted User]

Ty wasn't brought here to win games. He was brought here to clean up the program!

Heard that line a lot.

CuntWaffle

"Sark is a fantastic recruiter"

bananasnblondes

" would be a 5-star recruit if "

Examples: "Shane Brostek would be a 5-star recruit if he wasn't from Hawaii"
"Andrew Basham would be a 5-star recruit if he had better grades"

[Deleted User]

"The fence doesn't matter anyways"

"It's hard to recruit OL to the west coast"

"This years team is the most talented team we've had since the Rose Bowl championship team in 2000"- This has been used almost every fucking year I swear.

CuntWaffle

"Keith Price outplayed RG3. Heisman candidate for sure"

[Deleted User]

"The Arizona game plan was a good game plan just Price had trust issues"

Swaye

We could sum almost everything up with the mythical "Offseason NC"

bananasnblondes

"I'll never take issue with a kid choosing (Stanford, Notre Dame, USC, an SEC school, their hometown school, their dream school) over UW"

"Scott, just wanted to say thank you for everything you, Kim, and Chris do for Husky Football. Don't listen to the haters. They don't understand that you only report what you are hearing and that things change. Keep up the good work."

"I'm not worried, he'll change his mind once we get Tosh on him." (after a recruit chooses another school over UW

greenblood

"He hates flying"

TierbsHsotBoobs

"2013 will be special"

RaceBannon

The year after next year's team

RoadDawg55

He_Needs_More_Time said:

"The Arizona game plan was a good game plan just Price had trust issues"

To be fair, this one was basically a Kim-only argument.

TierbsHsotBoobs

He_Needs_More_Time said:

"The Arizona game plan was a good game plan just Price had trust issues"

Never mind the 52 points Wilcox's shitty defense allowed.

DerekJohnson

Race: What is iDawg going to say when Arizona hangs 50 on the Huskies this Saturday night?

iDawg: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HANG FIFTY! ... JEEPERS!

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

Race: What is iDawg going to say when Arizona hangs 50 on the Huskies this Saturday night?

iDawg: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HANG FIFTY! ... JEEPERS!

Who the fuck is iDawg (RIP) and in what forum would they have had such a conversation?

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

DerekJohnson said:

Race: What is iDawg going to say when Arizona hangs 50 on the Huskies this Saturday night?

iDawg: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO HANG FIFTY! ... JEEPERS!

Who the fuck is iDawg (RIP) and in what forum would they have had such a conversation?

Supposedly this happened in a podcast(rip).

[Deleted User]

"The schedule is so brutal"

"Jake Locker is the best player on the team"

"Neuheisel left this program in a mess."

BennyBeaver

"Washington is a football school"

"Washington used to be a football school"

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TheGlove said:

"Washington is a football school"

"Washington used to be a football school"

FO, G