This one is on Coach Pete
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Enough fucking blame to go around the program twice. We've got 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag. Gotta turn that shit into shinola. Ain't gonna happen over night, nor in one season. It sucks getting Duck raped. It has sucked for a decade. Trust in PETE. Pretty sure he doesn't want to suck. GoDawgs! Woof mother fuxkin Woof!
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You can say "mother fucking" hereclaycha said:Enough fucking blame to go around the program twice. We've got 10 pounds of shit in a 2 pound bag. Gotta turn that shit into shinola. Ain't gonna happen over night, nor in one season. It sucks getting Duck raped. It has sucked for a decade. Trust in PETE. Pretty sure he doesn't want to suck. GoDawgs! Woof mother fuxkin Woof!
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"Don't want to suck" ain't got nuthin to do with it.
Here's the thing. A veteran coach getting paid top drawer money doesn't get to do a reboot. He's gotta be competitive out of the gate.
Slingblade is following a legend, he gets 1.8 million per to figure out how to fill those wide shoes to even 85% or door, ass, out, with a cheap parachute.
Peterman is the supposed legendary coach following the mediocrity posted by the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Perterman is supposed to be one of these Chip Kelly caliber guys who should by able to take a shitstorm of a QB, find out the one thing or two he can actually do, and exploit the shit out of it over and over.
Chip got Spicoli to smoke his reefer at The Tournament of Roses Confab. He made this shithead look fucking brilliant against Pete Carroll on Halloween Night 2009. He followed that up by taking a guy that rivals Miley Cyrus for bad wind ups, in his first year as starter, and got him to play the closest game played against the SEC champ during the BCS era.
Are you telling me that for Chip Kelly type scratch peterman can't wring/conjure/threaten with permanent benching, a fucking decent offensive season out of ANY of Sark's short bus types?
At $3.5 million per there should be no honeymoon for someone who supposedly hits the ground running.
The OKG/Sark Stench mantras are rationalizations for expensive failures in coaching and tactical decisions already seen.
Kelly was a guy that could beat your players with his more often than not, and at the final gun you also knew that he could probably take your players and beat his own just to show you up.
Pete doesn't seem to be that high of caliber if he truly "needs time" or his "own guys" to be competitive for about twice what Slingblade makes.
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Don't get too carried away, fucktard Canard. He beat your asses a couple times with his own guys at a mid major.Canard said:"Don't want to suck" ain't got nuthin to do with it.
Here's the thing. A veteran coach getting paid top drawer money doesn't get to do a reboot. He's gotta be competitive out of the gate.
Slingblade is following a legend, he gets 1.8 million per to figure out how to fill those wide shoes to even 85% or door, ass, out, with a cheap parachute.
Peterman is the supposed legendary coach following the mediocrity posted by the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Perterman is supposed to be one of these Chip Kelly caliber guys who should by able to take a shitstorm of a QB, find out the one thing or two he can actually do, and exploit the shit out of it over and over.
Chip got Spicoli to smoke his reefer at The Tournament of Roses Confab. He made this shithead look fucking brilliant against Pete Carroll on Halloween Night 2009. He followed that up by taking a guy that rivals Miley Cyrus for bad wind ups, in his first year as starter, and got him to play the closest game played against the SEC champ during the BCS era.
Are you telling me that for Chip Kelly type scratch peterman can't wring/conjure/threaten with permanent benching, a fucking decent offensive season out of ANY of Sark's short bus types?
At $3.5 million per there should be no honeymoon for someone who supposedly hits the ground running.
The OKG/Sark Stench mantras are rationalizations for expensive failures in coaching and tactical decisions already seen.
Kelly was a guy that could beat your players with his more often than not, and at the final gun you also knew that he could probably take your players and beat his own just to show you up.
Pete doesn't seem to be that high of caliber if he truly "needs time" or his "own guys" to be competitive for about twice what Slingblade makes.
slingblade took over for chip and pete took over after Stevie Soft Tits, and yes, that's a huge fuckin' difference.
Perhaps a nice lawnmower dance might convince you? What if we do the dance while getting plungered by Arizona or blowing an 3-score 4th-quarter lead to FUCKING WSU?!?!
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Peterman doesn't any longer have the luxury of preparing all off season for one opponent and then hang around to knock off Nevada or Fresno in Real Game #2.
Me carried away? I put it to you that too many UW fans have gotten carried away with the "CP is now the best coach in the Pac" bullshit. He was the best coach in the FUCKING WAC and WAC 2.0. Boasting about hiring the tallest midget to compete in a big boy league is just open microphone comedy night fodder until proven otherwise.
"We made it too easy for them."
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The Coogs are still a major rival. That won't change.ORdawg said:
After a decade of kicking ass, maybe the ducks don't see us as rivals anymore. Kind of how we feel about the coogs.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:He really played down the rivalry aspect. I don't understand why.
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You're not really taking this windbag seriously...haie said:@Canard couldn't agree more on your last post. This is either a retirement plan while winning 8-9 games a year because the fanbase is so pussy, or he has no faith in the last remnant of Sark's guys and wants to just get them the fuck out of here because they can't execute his system. Either way it will be depressing.
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Please to be telling us which other coach(es) in the P12 have won the Paul Bear Bryant National Coach of the Year twice. Or once even.Canard said:Peterman doesn't any longer have the luxury of preparing all off season for one opponent and then hang around to knock off Nevada or Fresno in Real Game #2.
Me carried away? I put it to you that too many UW fans have gotten carried away with the "CP is now the best coach in the Pac" bullshit. He was the best coach in the FUCKING WAC and WAC 2.0. Boasting about hiring the tallest midget to compete in a big boy league is just open microphone comedy night fodder until proven otherwise.
"We made it too easy for them."
Who is that on, and at what price again?
Kindly light the plunger on fire before you pull out your pink sock. TIA -
Fawning over that type of crap got your program to where you are today. Sportswriters vote for that irrelevant shit. It is indicative of exactly nothing. Rich Brooks won it once and no one gives a damn.pawz said:
Please to be telling us which other coach(es) in the P12 have won the Paul Bear Bryant National Coach of the Year twice. Or once even.Canard said:Peterman doesn't any longer have the luxury of preparing all off season for one opponent and then hang around to knock off Nevada or Fresno in Real Game #2.
Me carried away? I put it to you that too many UW fans have gotten carried away with the "CP is now the best coach in the Pac" bullshit. He was the best coach in the FUCKING WAC and WAC 2.0. Boasting about hiring the tallest midget to compete in a big boy league is just open microphone comedy night fodder until proven otherwise.
"We made it too easy for them."
Who is that on, and at what price again?
Kindly light the plunger on fire before you pull out your pink sock. TIA -
The jury is out on Petersen's genius, but his ceiling is much higher than Sark and he's at worst a 7-9 win coach, which is what we had from '93 - '03 and Snark. Who exactly blows him away right now? Graham? Rickrod? Mora? Not really. More hidden Quook fear that the run is ending...
