Marcus Peters had a kid on Wednesday

HuskyJW

Dumb fucker

PurpleBaze

Well, his name is "Peters" after all.

AtomicDawg

better get to the league fast

RaceBannon

AtomicDawg said:

better get to the league fast

This

Nothing like need to focus someone on the task at hand

RoadDawg55

Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.

RaceBannon

AtomicPiss

"Whatever you get into, gets into you."

PostGameOrangeSlices

LOTS have to go wrong for you to get a girl pregnant inadvertently...

1. Don't ask chick if she is on birth control
2. Don't use a condom
3. Don't convince her she should have an abortion
4. Coathanger failure

pawz

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

LOTS have to go wrong for you to get a girl pregnant inadvertently...

1. Don't ask chick if she is on birth control
2. Don't use a condom
3. Don't convince her she should have an abortion
4. Coathanger failure

Would you say coathanger failure is due to:

a) operator error?
b) faulty design?
c) not enough rust?
d) janet reno?

Dennis_DeYoung

pawz said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

LOTS have to go wrong for you to get a girl pregnant inadvertently...

1. Don't ask chick if she is on birth control
2. Don't use a condom
3. Don't convince her she should have an abortion
4. Coathanger failure

Would you say coathanger failure is due to:

a) operator error?
b) faulty design?
c) not enough rust?
d) janet reno?

Definitely b).

Dennis_DeYoung

HuskyJW said:

Dumb fucker

Ah fuck it. Good for him. He's going to graduate (I hope) and he'll be in the NFL and he'll be there a long while. The kid is my ideal CB. One of my favorite players we've had.

He flat out dominates games (against Georgia State, okay, but still...) "at times".

Cheers to him. Hope he makes millions and I'm glad he came to the UW because he's a fucking man on the field.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

RoadDawg55 said:

Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.

Yup, no shit.

I can't stand these retarded human interest pieces. Some dumbshit gets a woman he's been banging knocked up, and it's time to celebrate it like it's a great thing. I'll admit, 15 years ago I could have easily been that dumbshit, but still...

Dennis_DeYoung

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.

Yup, no shit.

I can't stand these retarded human interest pieces.

The reason why I hate human interest pieces is because I like football. I don't watch football to tune into the Lifetime channel. IDGAS what goes on off the field, whether our players are hugging puppies, raping them or getting drunk at frats and picking on retarded kids.

Bishop Sankey is a nice guy and probably went to church and shit, Marcus Peters is a no bullshit guy from Oakland and probably listens to bad music... you know why I know who either one of them are? Because I like what they do on the football field and the team they play (or played) for.

Two of my favorites because of football... as soon as you start telling stories about people outside of football, they're just people. Oh, Jaydon Mickens likes lettuce? So the fuck what? Danny Shelton has dogs? Me too. WGAF?

I don't like people, I like football. Fuck all that "Humans of New York" shit.

I can tell I'm hung over because while I'm rambling on, I have the meta-sense of me rambling, which I don't usually.

HFNY

This is all why finishing on her face is the best birth control of all.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.

Yup, no shit.

I can't stand these retarded human interest pieces.

The reason why I hate human interest pieces is because I like football. I don't watch football to tune into the Lifetime channel. IDGAS what goes on off the field, whether our players are hugging puppies, raping them or getting drunk at frats and picking on retarded kids.

Bishop Sankey is a nice guy and probably went to church and shit, Marcus Peters is a no bullshit guy from Oakland and probably listens to bad music... you know why I know who either one of them are? Because I like what they do on the football field and the team they play (or played) for.

Two of my favorites because of football... as soon as you start telling stories about people outside of football, they're just people. Oh, Jaydon Mickens likes lettuce? So the fuck what? Danny Shelton has dogs? Me too. WGAF?

I don't like people, I like football. Fuck all that "Humans of New York" shit.

I can tell I'm hung over because while I'm rambling on, I have the meta-sense of me rambling, which I don't usually.

This should be a column on the front page.

Vegasdawg

Baby mommy is going to love baby daddy's money.

H_D

RoadDawg55 said:

Cue the Seattle Times fluff piece about Peters playing for his little one and reaching a new level of intensity.

There won't be a dry eye in the stands!

PurpleJ

RaceBannon

Roone Aldridge is to blame and most of you don't know who he was.

He destroyed Olympic coverage with Up Close and Personal and it spread like a virus.

Guys will watch but the bull shit fluff pulls in the chicks.

Women are stupid water is wet Allah Akbar

Dennis_DeYoung

RaceBannon said:

Roone Aldridge is to blame and most of you don't know who he was.

He destroyed Olympic coverage with Up Close and Personal and it spread like a virus.

Guys will watch but the bull shit fluff pulls in the chicks.

Women are stupid water is wet Allah Akbar

Why would I not know who Roone Pinckney Arledge, Jr. was? What kind of fucking accusation is that?

What kind of world do we live in where someone can accuse "most" people of not knowing who Roone Arledge is?

RaceBannon

Dennis_DeYoung said:

RaceBannon said:

Roone Aldridge is to blame and most of you don't know who he was.

He destroyed Olympic coverage with Up Close and Personal and it spread like a virus.

Guys will watch but the bull shit fluff pulls in the chicks.

Women are stupid water is wet Allah Akbar

Why would I not know who Roone Pinckney Arledge, Jr. was? What kind of fucking accusation is that?

What kind of world do we live in where someone can accuse "most" people of not knowing who Roone Arledge is?

I thought I had a younger audience