Dear Boobs

Dardanus

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

My question is...can you loan me $20 Sven bucks?

dnc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E

PurpleBaze

What do rotary blades have to do with helicopters?

TierbsHsotBoobs

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