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oregonblitzkrieg
oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
edited October 2014 in Hardcore Husky Board
Do duckades last 10 years, or is it 15? My dictionary was printed in 1994.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    You have to convert to duck yearz!!!! ROFL!
  • Vegasdawg
    Vegasdawg Member Posts: 370
    Not sure, the only thing we know about the number 15 as it relates to a duck is how many inches it can take up the brown eye before letting go with an orgasmic quack.
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,807 Founders Club
    Here's a serious question: what the fuck does Oregon have to do with the Empire besides their cheerleaders craving to bag Vader's cyborg ballsack? For christ's sake, these cocksuckers have a bigger intimidation factor than Oregon and they actually have a championship to back it up:

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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    haie said:

    Here's a serious question: what the fuck does Oregon have to do with the Empire besides their cheerleaders craving to bag Vader's cyborg ballsack? For christ's sake, these cocksuckers have a bigger intimidation factor than Oregon and they actually have a championship to back it up:

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    Oregon is one of the vanguard teams in the Empire of Dreck that is the PAC 12.
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,853 Founders Club
    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    haie said:

    Here's a serious question: what the fuck does Oregon have to do with the Empire besides their cheerleaders craving to bag Vader's cyborg ballsack? For christ's sake, these cocksuckers have a bigger intimidation factor than Oregon and they actually have a championship to back it up:

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    Oregon is one of the vanguard teams in the Empire of Dreck that is the PAC 12.
    They are one of the four proud Hoover Cup participants
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Do duckades last 10 years, or is it 15? My dictionary was printed in 1994.

    Serious question: two dicks or just one?
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216
    Serious question


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    why does your avatar keep getting gayer and gayer?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    Serious question




    why does your avatar keep getting gayer and gayer?

    Not gay at all:

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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216

    Serious question




    why does your avatar keep getting gayer and gayer?

    Not gay at all:

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    Not at all.

    Alpha.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    lol
  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    If we're bashing Emilio Estevez, Hockey or James Earl Jones, then I'm out.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    PurpleJ said:

    If we're bashing Emilio Estevez, Hockey or James Earl Jones, then I'm out.

    I know your being sarkastic, but James Earl Jones doesn't actually play the part of Darth Vader.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
    No. My wife likes my huge schlong in her v-hole. Just like your mom likes it in her ass.

    Haven't we been over this already?
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited October 2014
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
    No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

    Haven't we been over this already?
    So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
    No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

    Haven't we been over this already?
    So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.
    "Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited October 2014
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
    No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

    Haven't we been over this already?
    So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.
    "Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.
    Cool story bro. UW has a cab driving major? Musta been a tough choice between that and Ukrainian egg painting huh?
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,476 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    gmo said:

    Serious question... do you pleasure yourself to pictures of Chip Kelly or Phil Knight?

    He doesn't pleasure himself, he pleasures other dudes.

    Not surprising fishdick makes an appearance during Oregon week. I'm sure you have an abundant stash of anal lube. You might want to share it with your fellow huskies. 11 buttfucks in a row.
    Hey buttfuck - yeah it makes sense I'm here - I went to UW.

    What's your fuckin' excuse? Looking for a date? All the citrus talk getting you horned up? Just a faggot (75) who's too fuckin' stupid to know everyone here thinks you're a twat?

    I keep the anal lube around for your mom. Her ass is so tight it squeaks.


    You're a fuskie. Of course you're here. You're here to get your share of the annual ass reaming from Oregon. Does the wifey like the feel of a limp squirming fish in her v-hole?
    No. My wife likes a huge schlong in her v-hole.

    Haven't we been over this already?
    So in other words, she fucks other dudes? For pay or for free? I've got a 2 dollar bill I've been saving for a special occasion.
    "Dudes" would leave you out anyway, Sally, so keep your two bucks for the cab ride home for your mom.
    Not the case. He's the face of the 3-dollar bill. ($75k)

    HTH
  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

    I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,476 Founders Club

    OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

    I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service

    Don't forget the ball-washing. Spit-shine.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    OBK - I actually don't mind your nonsense, it's predictable but sometimes funny

    I'm thinking about breaking out the Poulsbo RV for a road trip down to Eugene this weekend. Will you be able to wash the windshield, check the oil, and pump my gas? I'm gonna need full service

    Sorry man but I don't work the weekend shifts. However my coworker would be happy to be of assistance. His name is Coke and he's got you covered. Go to the Chevron across from the 7-11 on Coburg Road. You can mapquest it if you're not familiar with the Eugene area.

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