Italy completely kicks ass and the girls are way more open to the two hole than American girls.
I can attest to this. My best two, two-hole experiences were in Pisa and Milan. Great food, great country.
Get over to Germany, stay in Trier, and drink enough Reisling to float your liver on the Mosel. If you can work past the terrible accent German women speak English with they can suck start a leaf blower.
Italy completely kicks ass and the girls are way more open to the two hole than American girls.
I can attest to this. My best two, two-hole experiences were in Pisa and Milan. Great food, great country.
Get over to Germany, stay in Trier, and drink enough Reisling to float your liver on the Mosel. If you can work past the terrible accent German women speak English with they can suck start a leaf blower.
Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.
Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.
Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.
Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.
The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying
I prefer scenic highways, not shitty freeways. Hth. And I was driving a brand new Benzo rental.
Italy = shittiest roads in Europe. If you don't take the tollways, plan to get your destination 9 hours later than you think you will, if at all. Also plan to sleep in your fucking car because you might have to.
The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying
I prefer scenic highways, not shitty freeways. Hth. And I was driving a brand new Benzo rental.
Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation.
Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation
Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.
Learn to read a map and quit bitching about how long the trip took. I've driven all over Italy and the roads are fine. Also, learn to stammer a word or two of Italian into your cellphone and make a fucking hotel reservation
Hotel reservations don't help when you can't reach your hotel. Try driving through Genoa sometime.
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Get over to Germany, stay in Trier, and drink enough Reisling to float your liver on the Mosel. If you can work past the terrible accent German women speak English with they can suck start a leaf blower.
scaredintrigued by Amanda Bynes.The fuck? Take the autostrada and stop crying
Or take the train with rest of the poors
Fuck you fuck me fuck everyone
Cal is winning tomorrow. FUCK