This guy

GrundleStiltzkin

TierbsHsotBoobs

Craves it.

PurpleBaze

They showed some dude in the stands with his head down and looked like he was crying. It may have been this wuss.

Meek

how about the fat 55 year old douche carrying his own football in row 1 of the end zone. That guy needs to DIAF.

AZDuck

Meek said:

how about the fat 55 year old douche carrying his own football in row 1 of the end zone. That guy needs to DIAF.

Pretty sure that was Cheswick

MisterEm

GrundleStiltzkin said:

I don't boo down syndrome.

Low tweak.

RoadDawg55

AZDuck said:

Meek said:

how about the fat 55 year old douche carrying his own football in row 1 of the end zone. That guy needs to DIAF.

Pretty sure that was Cheswick

Cheswick is coming up with some gems on EDuck. Here's a sample. Cheswick's analysis is in bold.



Re: This was inevitable

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Kilgras47 wrote: The Ducks struggled all game and basically were living on the individual athleticism of it's best players.

The defensive scheme is fundamentally flawed and has succeeded primarily because the Ducks have been playing teams which were substantially less talented.

The good news is that Ducks have a enough talent to win the majority of their remaining games, despite the coaching and schematic issues.

Imagine the Ducks record, if they had to play without: 1. MM; 2. Grasu; 3. Fischer; 4. Stevens; 5. Lowe; 6. Armstead; 7. Ifo; 8. Hill. That's the challenge that will face the Duck coaching staff next year.

Either the Duck coaching staff and schemes will improve dramatically by next year or Helfrich's seat will be RED HOT.

It might be painful in the short term, but it's a win in the long term. Rather than trying to cover a festering wound, I say it's better to have that bandage ripped off. The short term pain is good, if it leads to real healing.
I will partially agree with you...but the real reason Pellums defensive scheme is totally flawed is it's based upon doing just enough to allow the offense to win games.

Well the offense is beat up, and limping along at half speed. What happens when the OFFENSE NEEDS THE DEFENSE TO WIN GAMES?

The defense with speed and athleticism all around should be attacking with that instead of sitting back on it's heels. Instead they have given the offense the initiative to dictate terms. IT AIN'T WORKING!

Cuogar_Gold

Some cum guzzling beat writer is now coming out on Ducks Postgame that Mariota did not play at 100% tonight and was hurt from the Wazzu game during one of the 7 sacks he took.

Meek

someone put this in another thread, but I am pretty sure this is the douche with his own football.