the key point is that Sark's best play calls are in the red zone when some pussy is on the line and all that college football head coach shit is simply positioning himself to get some more pussy at local watering holes.
So you're saying the Armenian Dude Brah delivers in the clutch?
What a cool day to be Sark, brah.
I didn't actually see what happened with Sark and Erin Andrews (allegedly)... it must have been on the Pac12 Network, but if he did push his pudgy football across her goal line (allegedly), then he's at least 1-1 against ranked opponents (I heard Lily Jang was a loss...allegedly). I believe his out of conference record against FCS talent (Joey's waitresses... allegedly) is impressive...somewhere near 92-8. Just what I'm hearing... from sources who may or may not be correct.
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