how does it feel to be the worst poaster on the internet?
Sadly, he isn't. Bottom 10%, sure.
Quality trolling in this situation would be to encourage all you fucks to channel your inner Doogs. Pick apart some meaningless stats that purport to show that UW has some advantage. Play up some angle that seems to make it more likely that UW wins and that Peterman is football genius.
Then bump the thread on Sunday after UW loses.
That's what I would do, but I have no idea who's going to win on Saturday, because neither team has really showed me all that much. Also, I'm going to be out of town this weekend, because booze.
If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.
The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.
listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!
"Cook that shit buttfuck" is oddly similar to "Cook my meth fucking Duck." PL_SS: Dialed in and terminating.
If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.
The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.
listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!
"Cook that shit buttfuck" is oddly similar to "Cook my meth fucking Duck." PL_SS: Dialed in and terminating.
If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.
The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.
listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!
"Cook that shit buttfuck" is oddly similar to "Cook my meth fucking Duck." PL_SS: Dialed in and terminating.
If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.
The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.
listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!
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Quality trolling in this situation would be to encourage all you fucks to channel your inner Doogs. Pick apart some meaningless stats that purport to show that UW has some advantage. Play up some angle that seems to make it more likely that UW wins and that Peterman is football genius.
Then bump the thread on Sunday after UW loses.
That's what I would do, but I have no idea who's going to win on Saturday, because neither team has really showed me all that much. Also, I'm going to be out of town this weekend, because booze.