How does it feel to be underdogs in your own stadium?

oregonblitzkrieg

This is a concept that most duck fans haven't experienced in so long we forgot what it feels like.

GrundleStiltzkin

EsophagealFeces

How does it feel to have everyone you've ever met rooting for you to get AIDS?

AZDuck

oregonblitzkrieg

EsophagealFeces said:

How does it feel to have everyone you've ever met rooting for you to get AIDS?

The animosity of a bunch of internet spooks really troubles me.

PurpleBaze

oregonblitzkrieg said:

This is a concept that most duck fans haven't experienced in so long we forgot what it feels like.

Most Duck fans are like our very own 12FS. They don't even know who Rich Brooks is, even though he invented football in Autzen in 1994.

With that said, you have really become an insecure little giner. You are still looking for validation. You can't enjoy the Ducks' success without coming here and trying to troll.

EsophagealFeces

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

HuskyJW

oregonblitzkrieg said:

This is a concept that most duck fans haven't experienced in so long we forgot what it feels like.

I've always assumed you were a bottom. Aren't you always the under.....dawg?

Swaye

oregonblitzkrieg

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

EsophagealFeces

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

I like to claim that I'm not trying when I'm clearly giving it everything I've got, it's what I like to do. Thanks for the lulz, as always. You're giving yourself way too much credit if you think you can piss me off. What you're doing clearly doesn't take much brain power. If you had more tricks in your bag, you'd have busted them out by now.

CuntWaffle

Your quooking/pressing has been impressive lately.

oregonblitzkrieg

EsophagealFeces said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

I like to claim that I'm not trying when I'm clearly giving it everything I've got, it's what I like to do.

lol

LuketheDrifter

oregonblitzkrieg said:

This is a concept that most duck fans haven't experienced in so long we forgot what it feels like.

LawDawg1

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

Congratulations on reaching your highest achievement in life.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

I think you are confused on how it pisses us off. It pisses us off that your trolling isn't funny, we appreciate good trolling, this is not it.

RaceBannon

It did not escape notice that OBK was hiding in mommy's basement Saturday night sweating out he cuog game and avoiding this place like girls avoid him

oregonblitzkrieg

RaceBannon said:

It did not escape notice that OBK was hiding in mommy's basement Saturday night sweating out he cuog game and avoiding this place like girls avoid him

I missed the entire first half of the game. Didn't miss much.

RaceBannon

oregonblitzkrieg said:

RaceBannon said:

It did not escape notice that OBK was hiding in mommy's basement Saturday night sweating out he cuog game and avoiding this place like girls avoid him

I missed the entire first half of the game. Didn't miss much.

So you don't dispute what I wrote then

puppylove_sugarsteel

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!

EsophagealFeces

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

oregonblitzkrieg said:

EsophagealFeces said:

If you were actually funny and got some good zingers in, I'd be the first to give you credit. The problem is that you're not clever and you try way too hard.

The problem is I'm not trying hard enough, but it still pisses you off, so objective achieved. Sticking the hearth poker into the coals then pressing it to the nearest husky and seeing if the husky barks is amusing, and it doesn't take much brain power.

listen duck, college football is cyclical. We'll be shoving that red hot poker right up your arse in short time. Cook that shit buttfuck!

Meds on poont.