Story Time AKA Dear Diary

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

H_D said:

Swaye said:

H_D said:

Swaye said:

H_D said:

Swaye said:

Some of you idiots should have joined the Navy. Stationed in Pensacola, Jacksonville, Bremerton, Whidbey Island, Lemoore CA (shithole), Rhode Island, DC and Annapolis, MD. Not all of them were great, but they beat most of the shitholes you find Army bases. Plus, you get to go out to sea with dudes. A lot.

YRMV. Orlando, Charleston, Bremerton, Balston Spa NY, Bremerton (again), Groton CT, Portsmouth NH, Bremerton (x3) for me.

The one constant is the dudes part. That's pretty much spot-on. It's a veritable sausage-fest on the open seas.

There's a 75% probability that I'm in that picture somewhere....probably on the bottom.

Nuke?

Fo-shizzle

What class? I'm 93-02

97-01

I was Orlando, then Idaho Falls (one of the last classes). I fucking hated nuclear power with the burning intensity of a thousand suns. Average logrhythmic energy decrement per collision my ass.

Strong words.

I don't even know what they mean. The Navy taught them to me over 20 years ago, and somehow they are still lodged in there.

SweatpantsGeneral

I BRB JO'ed so hard and so many times to this thread that my cavernosum spongiosum is one big hematoma.