”he said we want guys that piss purple and shit gold and I just signed the bitch and smiled. Dumb ass fish clearly don’t know my nil dollars guaranteed even when I transfer next year. What a bitch.”
"Denzel, women like, have ALWAYS liked a real man. Metro pussies like yourself turn them off. When she weighs 125lbs, and outweighs u Denzel, you're out of luck, even with your $200 fake- tear skinny jeans.
Jonah can dress in the finest thread, flowing dreadlocks, the occasional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way Jonah tasting cooz juice.
Just depends on my fashion mood.
On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Jonah. Dont forget Denzel, Jonah's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Jonah over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;
Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike."
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(Note to Jonah and Denzel: this is a template from an old classic inside joke at Hardcore Husky. It is not founded in reality.)
If you play your cards right, you can make 500k a year to run the rock 12 times a game too.
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Man, the do play really play phonebooth football in the Big10, nothing like basketball on grass, arena football that we played in the Pac12 b4 it got blown up
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Did you see that @AtomicPiss nuked the Refuge?
"Wow this Rose Bowl is getting out of hand"
"Iunno who wrote that post I ain't even been to class here yet"
”So I said nah man, Kim isn’t a man’s name.”
Give. Me. Some. More. Food. Please!!
"Imagine signing up to play here thinking that you're getting even a fraction of our NIL/Adidas/Warcraft money"
"Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on."
"AIDS riddled Bob Costas"
”he said we want guys that piss purple and shit gold and I just signed the bitch and smiled. Dumb ass fish clearly don’t know my nil dollars guaranteed even when I transfer next year. What a bitch.”
"OK!"
"Denzel, women like, have ALWAYS liked a real man. Metro pussies like yourself turn them off. When she weighs 125lbs, and outweighs u Denzel, you're out of luck, even with your $200 fake- tear skinny jeans.
Jonah can dress in the finest thread, flowing dreadlocks, the occasional handlebar stash to go with his Filson wardrobe for the fucking hot mature woman..or shave stash and dress trendy for that young 20-30-something. Either way Jonah tasting cooz juice.
Just depends on my fashion mood.
On other hand, chicks will dance with you and your little frame, accept a free drink, but go home with Jonah. Dont forget Denzel, Jonah's smoking 20-something prefers a stash ride from a gorgeous, wealthy and distingued Jonah over a Prius ride from a cunt like you;
Aside from your geeky looks paying for drinks with a sock of change aint helping your cause. The magenta Prius is the 3rd strike."
.
.
.
.
.
(Note to Jonah and Denzel: this is a template from an old classic inside joke at Hardcore Husky. It is not founded in reality.)
If you play your cards right, you can make 500k a year to run the rock 12 times a game too.
or
Man, the do play really play phonebooth football in the Big10, nothing like basketball on grass, arena football that we played in the Pac12 b4 it got blown up