official Cal NW game thread

dhdawg

Cal is way too high in this thread

Gladstone

i'd rather watch USA vs Finland in bball (ESPN1)

CuntWaffle

NW plunger rape.

PurpleJ

I would rather drink draino

AZDuck

CHICAGOEZ B1Ginteger TEAM YA'LL!!!

Side note: fuck yeah, I'm watching a Canadian TV feed for this game. Did you know that the Canadian Museum of Human Rights is in Winnipeg?

PurpleBaze

Jesus Christ... Why is this game even televised?

AZDuck

nothing better to do in Canada, apparently

@Meek, TRUE?!?!!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PurpleBaze said:

Jesus Christ... Why is this game even televised?

Chicago and Ssssan Francccisssco t.v. markets (3rd and sixth...or something)

AZDuck

The "Sportscentre" bottom line scroll is also hilarious: Blue Jays/Golf/Blue Jays/Tennis/Blue Jays

PurpleBaze

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleBaze said:

Jesus Christ... Why is this game even televised?

Chicago and Ssssan Francccisssco t.v. markets (3rd and sixth...or something)

Yeah, but do those markets really give a fuck about their two nerd schools' teams?

AZDuck

The other D1A programs in Illinois are Northern Illinois, Illinois, aaannnd... probably more people in Chicago are Notre Dame, Wisconsin and Iowa fans

dhdawg

Goff literally can't miss but you yank him on 3rd and goal at the 4 for some sort of wildcat package. #sonnydykesfs

AZDuck

allpurpleallgold

dhdawg said:

Goff literally can't miss but you yank him on 3rd and goal at the 4 for some sort of wildcat package. #sonnydykesfs

Reminds me of when Sark would pull Locker to have Polk in the Wildcat. Nothing says "offensive genius" like pulling your elite running quarterback so you can direct snap it to a running back.

AZDuck

Cal 14, Chicago's Big Ten Team: 0

dhdawg

good god. Fire Fitzgerald at the 50 if they actually lose this game

AZDuck

I don't follow Cal footballs (who does?) but I remember that their recruiting under Tosh was pretty good. Did Dykes (lol) just need a year to get his system installed?

Or are they just playing a really shitty Big 10 team?

allpurpleallgold

CAL'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

AZDuck

Cal 17, Purple Kitties 0

PurpleBaze

AZDuck said:

I don't follow Cal footballs (who does?) but I remember that their recruiting under Tosh was pretty good. Did Dykes (lol) just need a year to get his system installed?

Or are they just playing a really shitty Big 10 team?

The latter...

doogsinparadise

I know you guys are being sarcastic, but Cal actually has really good talent at the skill positions. It's just that the coaching has been fs for years now.