What will happen tomorrow at USC?

whatshouldicareabout

Let's recap the news from USC this week.

Monday: Pat Haden hospitalized twice over the weekend, national headlines
Tuesday: Josh Shaw injured leaping from balcony to save cousin, national headlines
Wednesday: Josh Shaw story revealed to be hoax and suspended, national headlines
Thursday: Sark accused of being racist, national headlines

What will Friday bring?

GrundleStiltzkin

Dardanus

Janet Reno, Hardy Har Har and The Field hired as lawyers for Brown's lawsuit against USC

What a cool week for the Trojans, man.

doogsinparadise

Pat Haden hospitalized again after hearing Sark's next news conference

Shaw will be ready to rumble for Stanford, no doubt about that thanks to Sark. ETA for HHB pantheon member Pat Haden at Cedars-Sinai is 9pm Saturday night.

PurpleJ

Janet Reno, Hardy Har Har and The Field hired as lawyers for Brown's lawsuit against USC

Al Sharpton gets involved.

EsophagealFeces

NCAA launches investigation into alleged recruiting violations

PurpleJ said:

Al Sharpton gets involved.

Fuck that guy.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleJ said:

Al Sharpton gets involved.

dnc

One or two ACL tears during Friday walk-through, starters out for season

Great pole, lol'd

priapism

Janet Reno, Hardy Har Har and The Field hired as lawyers for Brown's lawsuit against USC

Lawyers.

AZDuck

NCAA launches investigation into alleged recruiting violations

I was really torn between about 4 of the choices... good chit

DoogieMcDoogerson

invalid pole

SpoonieLuv

Janet Reno, Hardy Har Har and The Field hired as lawyers for Brown's lawsuit against USC

Emergency meeting convened at LAX between Pat Haden and Sark.

doogsinparadise

Pat Haden hospitalized again after hearing Sark's next news conference

SpoonieLuv said:

Emergency meeting convened at LAX between Pat Haden and Sark.

"Look Steve, I just came down from about a 10 month painkiller bender last week and realized that we'd hired you."

RoadDawg55

Janet Reno, Hardy Har Har and The Field hired as lawyers for Brown's lawsuit against USC

Write In: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton visit practice to shake down Sark. Sark then writes a $100,000 check to the NAACP to prove he isn't racist.

RaceBannon

What a cool week to be a Trojan, man

IrishDawg22

RoadDawg55 said:

Write In: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton visit practice to shake down Sark. Sark then writes a $100,000 check to the NAACP to prove he isn't racist.

^My vote^

Swaye

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

dnc

One or two ACL tears during Friday walk-through, starters out for season

Swaye said:

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Swaye for president of the world

Swaye

dnc said:

Swaye said:

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Swaye for president of the world

I like the way you think! And FREE PUB!

EsophagealFeces

NCAA launches investigation into alleged recruiting violations

Swaye said:

Write in: While Al Sharpton is visiting Sark to shake him down, a parking lot rape does not occur to one of the black USC Song Girls, but Al Sharpton blames the LAPD for covering up the alleged rape by an intramural lacrosse player, and race rioting occurs all over LA while Sark says "trust issues" has caused it all. Hayden dies of heart failure when the hospital he is in goes under assault by the Black Panthers, Sark gets canned and seeks protection at Donald Sterlings mansion, and USC forfeits their entire season after Michele Obama tweets #BringBackOurSongGirls. Lastly, a huge jagged flint mudslide wipes out LAX and takes out Eric Holders plane on the tarmac. No survivors.

Walk-off grand slam.