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Worst Valentine's Day story you ever had!
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one of my heathens gave me covid and it felt like I was that drunk where everything is spinning.
Valentine’s Day is fucking stupid.
Cool story.
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Was up in Bellingham last night and didn't think about that it was Valentine's Day. "We" couldn't get seated anywhere so had to go to the tiki bar we went to last year. Drinks are fine but not as good as my favorite tiki places. Fuck my life.
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You did this last year:
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Quid pro quo. You first.
Please describe your anus for the board and share any additional information about it that you deem pertinent to Valentine's day.
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every day is Valentine’s Day at my house
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I remember as a kid having graphic, sympathetic ideations about Sylvester finally, violently biting into Tweety bird's ingenuous, cloying, pollyanna skull.
Thank you, TopicalChica, for bringing back that feeling.
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You always skip the foreplay and go straight to the anus. I will say, your post anus cuddling is top notch, even with the crying. Wuv U!
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Was up in Bellingham….. could have stopped there.
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Will let you know next time. Would have been a special Valentine's Day.
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How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.
Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?
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Spent first married Valentines Day in a meeting campaigning (eventually successfully) to dismiss a volunteer who had solicited sexts from a minor.
Spent last Valentines Day officiating the funeral of a man who blew his head off. Coincidentally the father of the minor from the prior story (thirteen years later). BTW the girl grew up to be a stripper.Self flagged for no pics.
GRIM
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fuck.
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was it at least an open casket viewing?
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WIW but just get a reservation somewhere the weekend after Valentine's day. There's nothing gayer than the forced 200$, choose-between-a-few-options plus some shit champagne/wine V-Day special.
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just had the cheapest Valentine’s Day ever. Made two restaurant reservations at different times to take the one my wife decided she was more in the mood for.
Then she came down with the crud, and we canceled them both.
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Also an open neck viewing
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Wait, are you actually a pastor?
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huh?
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I knew you were a sermon seeker, but in 15 years of interacting with you on message boreds, I’m surprised I never caught that you’re a sermon producer. Given my background, I’m a little ashamed of myself.
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The Reverend dnc
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Shame is mine not yours, clearly not good at what I do.
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It's a tuff grift but somebody has to do it
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it was my birthday.
i turned 60.
i spent it alone again.
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Plenty of crazy cat ladies in the sea, you'll find the right one.
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Based on his internet bully prowess, I'd say he's a mortician. The internet bullying helps keep business booming.
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Makes sense, BULLY sense!
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Purrrrrr
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