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Alright fellas! Here ya go!! [Valentine Edition]
TopicalChica
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Worst disaster story from Valentines Day?
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Asked a girl out on Valentines Day.
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and the ball sauce trickled on down
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How did lovers day turn out tommy? Any special stories to share, spouts with your cheating man? I know the temptation to cheat is big on Valentines day with your type, im guilty with mine, but dont hate me. Ive dangled 2 splitskins on V-day before. Its complicated but Pumpy pulled it off, endulging in both extremes of the human color spectrum and in the same day/night.
Let us harken back to '03, a dirty rainy day in Gorst. PLSS was dumb enough to go into that little strip club, right at that big bend in highhway before Kitsap way in Bremerton. As there's nothing else to do in Bremerton, my bro and I chose that over bowling.
This fresh little colored stripper sat down to talk. Wasnt the typical "you want a VIP dance" ploy for cash? She was like "you wanna fuck puppy"?, in so many words with her eyes. Being I had already dumped in the old haybag before I left the house, I was already happy and content, and as you can imagine, super tired from the long drive.
Insert blow and whiskey! Pumpy was soon putting on a poundins to a little black beauty with the energy of Harry Reams. Shoulda seen me Tom. Not bad for a special valentines day. Thats when I got hooked on black women I think. Generally there's some downtime after a long night of making love, Not so fast!
Now you Thomas? Remember, Its not a competition, just a fun conversation on a football forum out of season. Do tell buddy, how'd it unravel?
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This one time, at Starbucks, I ordered a banana for the blonde behind me in line. I told everyone I was gonna get in trouble that day!
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Plagiarism @bananasnblondes shit, fucko!CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:This one time, at Starbucks, I ordered a banana for the blonde behind me in line. I told everyone I was gonna get in trouble that day!
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FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex. -
Valentines Day is for fags.
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Hooked up with a fat chick in Mexico City and got robbed. Apparently I was very generous with the tequila purchases that night👍🏻👍🏻
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I proposed to my “practice” wife on Valentine’s Day, after an
elaborateexpensive dinner at the resort at Coeur 'd Alene, freezing my ass off on the dock...a little over 2 years later, I was single again...shoulda trusted my gut and jumped in the lake... -
SAY IT TO HER FACE!!!YellowSnow said:Valentines Day is for fags.
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@swaye and I would have butt sex but we would never do something so gay as hooking up on Valentine’s Day.FireCohen said:
FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex. -
Wrong handleHillsboroDuck said:
@swaye and I would have butt sex but we would never do something so gay as hooking up on Valentine’s Day.FireCohen said:
FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex. -
She agrees with me.Fishpo31 said: -
It's Oregon's birthday.
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I'm not only the owner, I'm a client!Baseman said: -
What can I say, sometimes Swaye likes to put it in a Duck's ass.FireCohen said:
Wrong handleHillsboroDuck said:
@swaye and I would have butt sex but we would never do something so gay as hooking up on Valentine’s Day.FireCohen said:
FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex. -
Truer words never spoken here.dnc said:
What can I say, sometimes Swaye likes to put it in a Duck's ass.FireCohen said:
Wrong handleHillsboroDuck said:
@swaye and I would have butt sex but we would never do something so gay as hooking up on Valentine’s Day.FireCohen said:
FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex. -
@TheRealUODuckGirldnc said:
What can I say, sometimes Swaye likes to put it in a Duck's ass.FireCohen said:
Wrong handleHillsboroDuck said:
@swaye and I would have butt sex but we would never do something so gay as hooking up on Valentine’s Day.FireCohen said:
FixedHillsboroDuck said:Asked a guy out on Valentines Day.
We had butt sex.
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Sounds like I’m going to love the way I look and you’ll guarantee it!BleachedAnusDawg said:
I'm not only the owner, I'm a client!Baseman said: -
I so loved the way my anus looked, I bought the company!
