Fuck Parker, fuck DeWhore, fuck Saban for retiring.
I'm actually really excited for the season again because I can't wait to watch Bama games and just root against them. Enjoy Tuscaloosa LOFL
Side note, who gave up the block that took out Penix in the first quarter of the championship game? Everyone told me he took a pretty big hit would be interesting to see who messed that up
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
So scared he went to the job with the highest expectations in the toughest conference in America. JFC am I on coogfan today? Educk?
Yes he went to the team that has has had top 3 recruiting classes every year for the last 10 years hoping that he'd inherit enough talent to repeat his schtick, and that even with his shitty recruiting performance he hopes he can still bring in top 10 classes on his own. All he needs is an NFL caliber QB, 3 NFL caliber WRs, and the best OL in the country, and he might be able to lose to Michigan again.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
So scared he went to the job with the highest expectations in the toughest conference in America. JFC am I on coogfan today? Educk?
Yes he went to the team that has has had top 3 recruiting classes every year for the last 10 years hoping that he'd inherit enough talent to repeat his schtick, and that even with his shitty recruiting performance he hopes he can still bring in top 10 classes on his own. All he needs is an NFL caliber QB, 3 NFL caliber WRs, and the best OL in the country, and he might be able to lose to Michigan again.
He’ll win a natty in the next two years with the guys still sticking around and then bolt to the nfl.
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
Gotta love the Rare Bird !!
And it’s still at a solid price point for a barrel proof bourbon. A lot of those fuckers are creeping up. And don’t get me wrong, I have no kids and am willing to treat myself. I’m worth every penny. But I do still like finding a good deal.
Conflicted on how to feel about Brailsford leaving. Happy for what he helped accomplished for the program, jilted over him bouncing to the evil empire that is Alabama, especially with DeBoer.
Right now, I’d take a walk-on, left-footed, third-string kicker who collected used shower towels after Arizona practices just to prove that SOMEONE is willing to follow Fisch to UW.
Right now, I’d take a walk-on, left-footed, third-string kicker who collected used shower towels after Arizona practices just to prove that SOMEONE is willing to follow Fisch to UW.
My doog teenage mind says they are all doing special video recordings and then are going to release a 5 minute montage monday of the 10 guys that have committed over the weekend.
Right now, I’d take a walk-on, left-footed, third-string kicker who collected used shower towels after Arizona practices just to prove that SOMEONE is willing to follow Fisch to UW.
My doog teenage mind says they are all doing special video recordings and then are going to release a 5 minute montage monday of the 10 guys that have committed over the weekend.
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
Gotta love the Rare Bird !!
And it’s still at a solid price point for a barrel proof bourbon. A lot of those fuckers are creeping up. And don’t get me wrong, I have no kids and am willing to treat myself. I’m worth every penny. But I do still like finding a good deal.
Hedonists can be cheap too. I don’t take issue with this.
Right now, I’d take a walk-on, left-footed, third-string kicker who collected used shower towels after Arizona practices just to prove that SOMEONE is willing to follow Fisch to UW.
My doog teenage mind says they are all doing special video recordings and then are going to release a 5 minute montage monday of the 10 guys that have committed over the weekend.
It’s too quiet
This is going to be a massive thud until it isn’t
Agreed.
Looks like we’re getting 1 commitment. He’s the only one that seems to be posting.
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
Gotta love the Rare Bird !!
And it’s still at a solid price point for a barrel proof bourbon. A lot of those fuckers are creeping up. And don’t get me wrong, I have no kids and am willing to treat myself. I’m worth every penny. But I do still like finding a good deal.
Trader Joe’s Kentucky Bourbon, $17 at the Totem Lake location.
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Side note, who gave up the block that took out Penix in the first quarter of the championship game? Everyone told me he took a pretty big hit would be interesting to see who messed that up
@Doog_de_Jour and @PostGameOrangeSlices will have a 3rd at their tea party.
In fact I am drinking tea as I respond to this two days after it was relevant! And later tonight I’ll be drinking Booker’s or Wild Turkey Rare Breed neat. I also drink coffee every morning.
My masculinity isn’t too fragile for a perfect cup of Black Dragon Pearl. Either that, or I might be proving I am at least a little gay. But who isn’t?
Conflicted on how to feel about Brailsford leaving. Happy for what he helped accomplished for the program, jilted over him bouncing to the evil empire that is Alabama, especially with DeBoer.
Ok, I’ve had enough time. Fuck him.
It’s too quiet
Looks like we’re getting 1 commitment. He’s the only one that seems to be posting.