I'm not mad at DeBoer
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Low ball. Like I said.Houhusky said:https://www.seattletimes.com/sports/uw-husky-football/uw-offered-big-ten-contract-to-kalen-deboer-ad-troy-dannen-says/
November 26,202 (after 3 point apple cup win) 12 million dollar buyout, 85% guaranteed- 8,500,000 (February 1,2024 ~ January 31,2025)
- 8,550,000 (February 1,2025 January 31,2026)
- 8,600,000 (February 1, 2026 — January 31, 2027)
- 8,650,000 (February 1, 2027— January 31, 2028)
- 8,850,000 (February 1, 2028—January 31, 2029)
- 8,900,000 (February 1, 2029 —January 31 2030)
- 9,000,000 (February 1.2030 January 31, 2031)
January 11,202 (after NCG loss) 12 million dollar buyout, 85% guaranteed- $9,100,000 (February 1, 2025- January31,2026)
- $9,200,000 (February 1,2026 - January31,2027)
- $9,300,000 (February 1, 2027- January 31, 2028)
- $9,400,000 (February 1, 2028-January31,2029)
- $9,500,000 (February 1, 2029-January31,2030)
- $9,600,000 (February 1, 2030-January31,203)
- 8,500,000 (February 1,2024 ~ January 31,2025)
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DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years. -
It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.
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Imagine Pete with DeBoer as OC and getting the fuck outta the way.creepycoug said:
It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.
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Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
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So scared he went to the job with the highest expectations in the toughest conference in America. JFC am I on coogfan today? Educk?CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years. -
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said: -
My boyfriend can’t even LOOK at me in the morning.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said: -
This is the wayYellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said: -
And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFOYellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
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Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said: -
PurpleThrobber said:
And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFOYellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
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You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the programUWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?
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Last week felt like a bad Dramamine trip minus all the spiders.bigcc said:
You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the programUWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?
We need that phetamine energy -
Was DeBoer worth the 9 million?
Hell fkn no. Penix made that offense sing. I noticed when D.Mo was in the game he didn't automagically look like a better QB. DeBoer hit the lottery with Penix who just needed a serviceable OL to work some magic. Kalen knew this and bailed. End of fukn story ..if he was a man he'd tithe 10% to Penix for the next 4 years. -
The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years. -
idk, I stand with the poaster @CuntWaffle .DerekJohnson said:
The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years. -
Tell us more, high roller.RTD said:There’s no life style difference once to hit the 8 plus million a year. You need to jump up into the 25 plus mil to hit that next tier.
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I mean Tybo was playing playing pretty fast and KDB dipped ASAP…DerekJohnson said:
The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
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I too thought Professor CuntWaffle's theory was plausible.PurpleBaze said:
idk, I stand with the poaster @CuntWaffle .DerekJohnson said:
The absurd narratives that are emerging on this board are staggering.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years. -
GTFOH, pal.UWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
With your dainty euro trash coffee. -
I’m a Peet’s man.PurpleThrobber said:
And none of the faggy acidic Starbucks swill. Folgers or GTFOYellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
We always lose to CAL
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I can drink more bourbon than Cousin Rufus.bigcc said:
You nerds arguing about method of caffeine ingestion is what's wrong with the programUWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
Think cousin Rufus is worried about caffeine in Georgia/Bama?
We need that phetamine energy -
Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.UWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
This is America.
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Preach, brother, preach.PurpleThrobber said:
Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.UWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
This is America. -
Might have had a chance against Crisco. A chance, I say.YellowSnow said:
Imagine Pete with DeBoer as OC and getting the fuck outta the way.creepycoug said:
It can’t be overstated how understated and underestimated Pete’s recruiting turned out to be.CuntWaffle said:DeBoer is fucking scared.
He was standing on a house of cards. Realized the talent he was bringing in wasn’t anywhere close to what was waiting there for him. He sucks ass at recruiting. The whole pasty fat white guy who sells insurance and plays in a weekly bowling and softball beer league doesn’t really sell. His stock will never be higher, maybe he can go to a new company where all the leads will come to him, he just has to sell. Because his pipeline was about to bite him in the ass over the next few years.
That’s another thing about which @Ballz was spot on.
What did I do? -
Water my espresso down, it’s too strong!PurpleThrobber said:
Take that nonsense to the Euro futbol superiority guy board.UWhuskytskeet said:
Only pussies drink drip coffee. Espresso if you are an actual man.YellowSnow said:
*Black. With no cream or sugar.PurpleThrobber said:
Heteros drink coffee.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Me and DDJ will be sipping tea while Purple J and the gays do whatever it is they do togetherDoog_de_Jour said:
This is America. -
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Fuck Parker, fuck DeWhore, fuck Saban for retiring.dirtysouwfdawg said:Fuck dedouche. @PapaBrailsford bye.
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The OLs love Huff.
