This dumbass book of the bible made me realize religion is fucking retarded at the ripe age of 12 or so
Take it to the tug, I know, but ho lee fuck is that shit stupid as fucking shit
Wdym?
God tortures some idiot who believes in him, kills his family, all because Satan made a fucking bet with him
At the end of the story, Job gets a new family like it was all worth it
Retarded stories for retards
God didn't do any torturing. Satan did. Family part is definitely harsh. Bibles all about life after life though so youd imagine that was on the table for them
God gave Satan the tumbs up to try and test Job's faith by torturing him. Very nice of REAL god. By the way, isn't GOD also omniscient and all knowing, so the whole exercise was unnecessary except for sadism?
makes sense? religion sense
shit does not hold up to scrutiny but some like the nostalgia aspect.
Satan: Hes only faithful cause you're nice to him
God: Not true just trust me
Satan: Let me prove it
God: No
Creatures of spirit and physical nature everywhere: Sus
Things I’d give up for a Kalen Debeor contract extension announcement
1. My wife’s (she’s hot) hole for a year 2. My wife’s other hole for a year 3. If that doesn’t get it done then I’ll give up my Dad he’s getting old and sick 4. If I absolutely have to then I’ll give up my morning coffee as a last resort 5. I lied, last thing I could throw in (but this is my max offer) would be no steak or beer 🥩🍺 for a year 6. Ya know what I would give up a nut too. Lance is fine I’m sure I’ll be fine too
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the book of job aint one of em
God: Not true just trust me
Satan: Let me prove it
God: No
Creatures of spirit and physical nature everywhere: Sus
Free pub!
1. My wife’s (she’s hot) hole for a year
2. My wife’s other hole for a year
3. If that doesn’t get it done then I’ll give up my Dad he’s getting old and sick
4. If I absolutely have to then I’ll give up my morning coffee as a last resort
5. I lied, last thing I could throw in (but this is my max offer) would be no steak or beer 🥩🍺 for a year
6. Ya know what I would give up a nut too. Lance is fine I’m sure I’ll be fine too