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OFFICIAL Houston Pregame Circle Jerk

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  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,750 Founders Club

    Ok Pods, after extensive research (I read @Sobchak_Security’s Houston guide and opened up Google maps), consultation with Mrs Nacho (I asked how comfortable she’d be hanging out a bunch of loosers to which she said “I married you, didn’t I”) and prayers (just kidding, I didnt pray over this or over anything really), I’m gonna set up shop in a brewery on Monday for all us degenerates to meet up.

    @Sobchak_Security recommended the Flying Saucer and it looks like a great place to do this. I’ll be there on my rascal from 2-4pm ~ I might get there earlier and will update if I do.

    If the place is packed and I can’t navigate with my rascal, our back up location will be 8th Wonder Brewery - https://8thwonder.com/

    @Sobchak_Security
    @dirtysouwfdawg
    @theknowledge
    @EsophagealFeces
    @whlinder
    @Tequilla
    @Postal91
    @fivehundredmileDAWG

    A homeless guy recommended flying saucer when I was in Houston a few years back. "I don't know much bout eatin there, but there always a bunch of people around"
    Might be the same homeless guy who told the Browns owners to draft Manziel.
  • RapeculturedawgRapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899

    Ok Pods, after extensive research (I read @Sobchak_Security’s Houston guide and opened up Google maps), consultation with Mrs Nacho (I asked how comfortable she’d be hanging out a bunch of loosers to which she said “I married you, didn’t I”) and prayers (just kidding, I didnt pray over this or over anything really), I’m gonna set up shop in a brewery on Monday for all us degenerates to meet up.

    @Sobchak_Security recommended the Flying Saucer and it looks like a great place to do this. I’ll be there on my rascal from 2-4pm ~ I might get there earlier and will update if I do.

    If the place is packed and I can’t navigate with my rascal, our back up location will be 8th Wonder Brewery - https://8thwonder.com/

    @Sobchak_Security
    @dirtysouwfdawg
    @theknowledge
    @EsophagealFeces
    @whlinder
    @Tequilla
    @Postal91
    @fivehundredmileDAWG

    A homeless guy recommended flying saucer when I was in Houston a few years back. "I don't know much bout eatin there, but there always a bunch of people around"
    8th wonder is cooler, my close friend is a manager there.
  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,104 Founders Club
    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,475 Swaye's Wigwam
    Sounds like we might need a poll.

    What’s the husky tailgate all about?

    The weather going to have cleared by then?

    Where do babies come from?
  • whlinderwhlinder Member Posts: 4,884 Standard Supporter
    It would appear to be this: https://www.washington.edu/alumni/events/purple-reign-tailgate-at-cfp-national-championship/

    Sold out, but those who have tickets I can understand you wanting to get your $185 worth of booze
  • RapeculturedawgRapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    I'll be roaming the streets of Houston starting Sunday morning.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,750 Founders Club

    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.

    I got here to do just this. We’ll start at 1 until whenever but I’ll be there for sure from 1-3pm.

    Those of going to the tailgate can hangout and then leave the pours to wonder how much the tailgate would be.
  • JoeyJoey Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,828 Founders Club
    RTD said:

    Hacksaw or JYD?

    That’s about as big of a tie as you can get. Both super over. Plenty of hardware in the territories but mid carders in the big time
  • theknowledgetheknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,104 Founders Club

    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.

    I got here to do just this. We’ll start at 1 until whenever but I’ll be there for sure from 1-3pm.

    Those of going to the tailgate can hangout and then leave the pours to wonder how much the tailgate would be.
    Excellent. For such a large man you’re incredibly flexible.
  • Postal91Postal91 Member Posts: 1,885

    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.

    I got here to do just this. We’ll start at 1 until whenever but I’ll be there for sure from 1-3pm.

    Those of going to the tailgate can hangout and then leave the pours to wonder how much the tailgate would be.
    I had no idea tickets were released until they were sold out. Haha. I guess I’m THAT pours.

    If I’m in the area, I’ll stop by if anything to just shake hands and know where the rape is coming from if I get jumped randomly.
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,750 Founders Club

    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.

    I got here to do just this. We’ll start at 1 until whenever but I’ll be there for sure from 1-3pm.

    Those of going to the tailgate can hangout and then leave the pours to wonder how much the tailgate would be.
    Excellent. For such a large man you’re incredibly flexible.
    Wait until you see me in person!
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,475 Swaye's Wigwam

    If this get circle jerk could be moved to 1-3 that would be preferable. Looks as though I too will be attending the Husky tailgate from 3:30-6.

    I got here to do just this. We’ll start at 1 until whenever but I’ll be there for sure from 1-3pm.

    Those of going to the tailgate can hangout and then leave the pours to wonder how much the tailgate would be.
    Excellent. For such a large man you’re incredibly flexible.
    Have you been on his onlyfans account?
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,275 Swaye's Wigwam
    Postal91 said:

    This is going to be a gay old time. And not in a Flintstones kind of way

    I have my daughter with me and I am very fearful of this post. I don't need people talking to my kids like we're in an airplane movie. No offense, but I'm still on edge about esophageals Airbnb domination tactics.
    I have 3 kids under 8, and none are in therapy yet, so there’s that. I guarantee you I’m less exciting in person than I am on here. I would never say anything inappropriate to someone’s kid. I’m assuming most on here are the same way. This place is somewhere we can say all the wacky shit that we’d never think of saying at our day jobs. I’m not actually planning on raping @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, not do I expect that he intends to rape me 😂😬
  • TheHBTheHB Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 6,306 Swaye's Wigwam

    Postal91 said:

    This is going to be a gay old time. And not in a Flintstones kind of way

    I have my daughter with me and I am very fearful of this post. I don't need people talking to my kids like we're in an airplane movie. No offense, but I'm still on edge about esophageals Airbnb domination tactics.
    I have 3 kids under 8, and none are in therapy yet, so there’s that. I guarantee you I’m less exciting in person than I am on here. I would never say anything inappropriate to someone’s kid. I’m assuming most on here are the same way. This place is somewhere we can say all the wacky shit that we’d never think of saying at our day jobs. I’m not actually planning on raping @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, not do I expect that he intends to rape me 😂😬
    I'd say the bigger question is why aren't you in therapy yet?
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,275 Swaye's Wigwam
    TheHB said:

    Postal91 said:

    This is going to be a gay old time. And not in a Flintstones kind of way

    I have my daughter with me and I am very fearful of this post. I don't need people talking to my kids like we're in an airplane movie. No offense, but I'm still on edge about esophageals Airbnb domination tactics.
    I have 3 kids under 8, and none are in therapy yet, so there’s that. I guarantee you I’m less exciting in person than I am on here. I would never say anything inappropriate to someone’s kid. I’m assuming most on here are the same way. This place is somewhere we can say all the wacky shit that we’d never think of saying at our day jobs. I’m not actually planning on raping @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, not do I expect that he intends to rape me 😂😬
    I'd say the bigger question is why aren't you in therapy yet?
    I already graduated from that shit.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,475 Swaye's Wigwam

    Postal91 said:

    This is going to be a gay old time. And not in a Flintstones kind of way

    I have my daughter with me and I am very fearful of this post. I don't need people talking to my kids like we're in an airplane movie. No offense, but I'm still on edge about esophageals Airbnb domination tactics.
    I have 3 kids under 8, and none are in therapy yet, so there’s that. I guarantee you I’m less exciting in person than I am on here. I would never say anything inappropriate to someone’s kid. I’m assuming most on here are the same way. This place is somewhere we can say all the wacky shit that we’d never think of saying at our day jobs. I’m not actually planning on raping @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, not do I expect that he intends to rape me 😂😬
    This.

    Except you are getting raped. We’re not savages though and will make sure the kids don’t see.

    If anyone knew just 1% of what I said on here it would immediately discredit all of the lies I feed my kids and lies I feed to my subordinates. Oh, and TOF would divorce me.
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