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Tiger trolls the PGA

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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    While the three people that still care about golf would love to start the Rory era Tiger shows he's still bigger than everyone by not being there. Then he shows up today still "unsure" if he can play. And is the only story anyone cares about even though he'll play like shit and withdraw if he does play.

    And that will be the big story regardless of who wins.

    If it rains and the course is soft with no wind I got Rory. Otherwise I like the field. I'd love to be a Rory guy but beat someone other than Sergio somewhere other than a soft wind free course. Sergio beats himself. Fowler panicked at the thought of the lead on a Saturday in Britain.

    There's a reason we irrationally wait for Tiger to be Tiger despite all evidence that he died.

    Not the case. Eldrick sucks and Rory is the king now.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,535
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    That was a great finish. Phil almost hit that eagle, until he didn't.

    Rorrrry did a great job holding his lead, although I was rooting for everyone to choke so Furyk could win.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    PurpleJ said:

    That was a great finish. Phil almost hit that eagle, until he didn't.

    Rorrrry did a great job holding his lead, although I was rooting for everyone to choke so Furyk could win.

    Phil and Rory summarized their respective careers perfectly on that last hole
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,535
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    PurpleJ said:

    That was a great finish. Phil almost hit that eagle, until he didn't.

    Rorrrry did a great job holding his lead, although I was rooting for everyone to choke so Furyk could win.

    Phil and Rory summarized their respective careers perfectly on that last hole
    Rory already had a 2 shot lead. Phil hit a birdie on the last hole, and all Rory had to do was not Carlesimo. Phil summarized his career on the 16 green.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Fowler will come back stronger.
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,535
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    Fowler will come back stronger.

    Fowler couldn't hang on the back 9. Choke job.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Fowler will come back stronger.

    So he's going to finish second in all four majors next year.
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    CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,493
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    Fowler will come back stronger.

    So he's going to finish second in all four majors next year.
    Should have worn his Lemon Party outfit for the back 9 today.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

    The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

    Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Tequilla said:

    Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

    The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

    Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.

    You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    Tequilla said:

    Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

    The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

    Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.

    You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.
    Haven't poasted in a few days ... felt like I needed to announce my presence with authority
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,535
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    Tequilla said:

    Rory hit the shot of the tournament on 10 getting home in 2 ...

    The par that Fowler made on 16 was ridiculous ... he ran out of fire power though on the back 9 ...

    Phil was typical Phil ... probably the world's best shot maker ... which is his strength and biggest weakness ... he had no business trying to make the shot on 16 and it cost him the tournament.

    You said the same shit I did with five times as many words.
    Disagree.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,430
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    Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,430
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    Tequilla said:

    Rory might be soft ... but he's nowhere close to as flaccid as Eldrick has been lately ...

    Better than Bush?
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    doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
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    Soft course keeps Rory out of the water on 18. Great tourney but Rory is still soft

    Scorching hot take from Race.
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,430
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    Now Tiger is trolling Tom Watson as payback for the oft divorced alcoholic Watson trashing Tiger over porn stars.

    Sure Tiger wants to play the Ryder Cup. Sure he does.

    What he wants is Watson to have to say no so when the USA gets curb stomped Watson gets some shit. Tiger can't play or stop the US from getting curb stomped but he can fuck with Watson. There is still lot of casual Tiger Tooks out there who don't realize Tiger is dead. Including NBC executives who need ratings for the upcoming slaughter in Scotland.
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Now Tiger is trolling Tom Watson as payback for the oft divorced alcoholic Watson trashing Tiger over porn stars.

    Sure Tiger wants to play the Ryder Cup. Sure he does.

    What he wants is Watson to have to say no so when the USA gets curb stomped Watson gets some shit. Tiger can't play or stop the US from getting curb stomped but he can fuck with Watson. There is still lot of casual Tiger Tooks out there who don't realize Tiger is dead. Including NBC executives who need ratings for the upcoming slaughter in Scotland.

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