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Tiger trolls the PGA
RaceBannon
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While the three people that still care about golf would love to start the Rory era Tiger shows he's still bigger than everyone by not being there. Then he shows up today still "unsure" if he can play. And is the only story anyone cares about even though he'll play like shit and withdraw if he does play.
And that will be the big story regardless of who wins.
If it rains and the course is soft with no wind I got Rory. Otherwise I like the field. I'd love to be a Rory guy but beat someone other than Sergio somewhere other than a soft wind free course. Sergio beats himself. Fowler panicked at the thought of the lead on a Saturday in Britain.
There's a reason we irrationally wait for Tiger to be Tiger despite all evidence that he died.
And that will be the big story regardless of who wins.
If it rains and the course is soft with no wind I got Rory. Otherwise I like the field. I'd love to be a Rory guy but beat someone other than Sergio somewhere other than a soft wind free course. Sergio beats himself. Fowler panicked at the thought of the lead on a Saturday in Britain.
There's a reason we irrationally wait for Tiger to be Tiger despite all evidence that he died.
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