JTT and Emeka
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I begrudge the homo olineman who transferred out and who forever shall remain nameless. I also begrudge deboner and/or the 2 or 3 Washington lineman they whiffed on. Some combination of guys from those two groups of cock suckers and they are adding an additional 2 wins to what feels like will be a tough year.
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jesus sure as shit didnt win last night.
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Jesus can't help a team that still has 1 timeout in their pocket but the clock runs out and it goes unused.
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Both guys are good college players but don't seem like Dawgs or first round picks. Not being bigger difference makers in that game a case in point. I'm sure JT will have like 4 sacks or some shit against a backup tackle for Nebraska or something and get hyped up again. Both should have just transferred to UW for 2023.
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The Drowning Man
A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
So the rowboat went on.
Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the motorboat went on.
Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”
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lmao, 'motorboat'
