Who wants to have dinner at the Lannings?

HuskyJW

WTF

https://twitter.com/washingtonbetta/status/1738386754057457707?s=46

LawDawg1

Bo Nix.

His cooking skills match his 4th down play calls.

PurpleBaze

LawDawg1 said:

Bo Nix.

Beat me to it.

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/Barstoolhuskies/status/1737890341330780646?t=taERFIeBzruGxK40jKa_9w&s=19

HuskyJW

https://twitter.com/coachdanlanning/status/1738615581744808222?s=46

bananasnblondes

As everyone knows, Outback is the ultimate authority on perfectly cooked steaks and the secret is carefully shared with their bus boys

Canadawg

Outback is your source?

FireCohen

he is type a dude that goes to ihop and orders a steak hahah

UW_Doog_Bot

HuskyJW said:

https://twitter.com/coachdanlanning/status/1738615581744808222?s=46

Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.

Does Dan send all his money to his wife and Bo?

Postal91

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.

Does Dan send all his money to his wife and Bo?

I understand finishing a steak in a pan. Thyme, butter, garlic.... But damn this is sad to see. Bro is flat out effing those steaks, just as they would at Outback.

Shocked to see he didn't break out the blooming onion.

bananasnblondes

I bet he slathered it in A1 sauce afterwards

rodmansrage

HuskyJW said:

https://twitter.com/coachdanlanning/status/1738615581744808222?s=46

looks like the tat of his wife’s snatch he got.

UW_Doog_Bot

Postal91 said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Pan cooking a steak? And in an undersized pan.

Does Dan send all his money to his wife and Bo?

I understand finishing a steak in a pan. Thyme, butter, garlic.... But damn this is sad to see. Bro is flat out effing those steaks, just as they would at Outback.

Shocked to see he didn't break out the blooming onion.

That ain't how you finish a steak in a pan...

Catch me at 555, how bat dat.

And again, what povel doesn't have a medium pan?

dnc

GreenRiverGatorz

It ain't Lincoln Riley bad, but how fucking hard is it to pan sear your meat in butter? It's like you have to try to get a steak to look that unappealing.

phineas

i dont understand what is happening with those potatoes

Postal91

UW_Doog_Bot said:

And again, what povel doesn't have a medium pan?

And the clown has sealed gas burners like some commoner.

Shitty cooked steaks
No good cookware
Sealed burners
A wife sexting Bo nix
Accent wall like a fucking dungeon
12" griddle, not 24

So many things wrong here. Dude is flashing a 2023 Ram 3500 w a gas engine, 2WD, cloth seats and no touchscreen.

YellowSnow

I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.

DoogmanRefund

You would have to be a mute, openly racist, child molester, who doesn’t understand what money is in order to completely fail at recruiting at Oregon. That being said, I still have no idea how teenagers see this guy and think “that’s my mentor. I’d run through a brick wall for him”. He seems like a 30 yr old big brother who lives at home with his high school aged sister. He just got out of rehab, constantly talks about Elon Musk, and low key tries to fuck your friends, but you tolerate him because he buys you beer.

bananasnblondes

YellowSnow said:

I hope we get to see Dan attempting to make some cocktails for the next episode in this series.

It will definitely include fireball and/or grey goose vodka

WoolleyDoog

Seriously is this guy retarded? I have so many questions. Why two in the same pan? Why is one sideways? What's that terrible music?