Surly Horns

UW_Doog_Bot

Mad_Son said:

Like for all the ways they are morons who are failing to engage meaningfully and arguing "because we're better" - there are a lot of folks here whose arguments are much different, even if they're right.

But we're right.

DoogmanRefund

Mad_Son said:

Like for all the ways they are morons who are failing to engage meaningfully and arguing "because we're better" - there are a lot of folks here whose arguments are much different, even if they're right.

I come here to commiserate, talk shit about our AD, and participate in inside jokes that I’m mostly not part of. If I accidentally get involved in higher level discussions or pick up a bit of news, that’s just gravy. That’s what makes this place special.

I had this idea that Surly Horns served a similar purpose. After visiting their site a few times, I’ve come to realize it’s just Fish Duck or Doogman, but you’re allowed to say fuck. It’s a circle jerk like anything else. The only reason I keep going back is that I’m hoping to see a few of their posters come clean and admit how much money they’d consider paying to watch T’Vondre Sweat fuck their fat wives.

jecornel

All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.

UW_Doog_Bot

jecornel said:

All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.

I heard the team has a wild malamute in a cage at practice this week.

chuck

UW_Doog_Bot said:

jecornel said:

All I know is Sark better avoid bourbon street before the game. You know the stress of the game and the insane fan base has him eating boogers and doing pushups on the field.

I heard the team has a wild malamute in a cage at practice this week.

A caged dawg is one thing, but how's that supposed to prepare them for (insert UW mascot name) running loose on the sidelines and woofing it up with the fellas?

dannarc

I took a trip over to Surly, wasn't impressed

Canadawg

DoogmanRefund said:

Just read their prediction threads. Penix will throw a minimum of 3 picks or be injured by Sweat in the first quarter. Possibly both. Texas eleventy quadrillion UW -threeve. So many predictions of “pain”.
They definitely strike me as a fan base that has never lost a game, just ran out of time, wefs scwewed them, it’s a conspiracy etc.

Like I said. They're terrified of Penix. All of their fanfiction revolves around some sort of physical destruction of him

DerekJohnson

dannarc said:

I took a trip over to Surly, wasn't impressed

Fun Fact: Jim Carey won an Academy Award for that performance.

WilburHooksHands

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

Texas is top 3 in all time wins

They are a blue blood because they dominated in the era when legends were made

please dont embarrass my owls like this

EsophagealFeces

DerekJohnson said:

dannarc said:

I took a trip over to Surly, wasn't impressed

Fun Fact: Jim Carey won an Academy Award for that performance.

I know you're being sarkastic, but Jim Carrey's never even been nominated for an Academy Award.

dannarc

EsophagealFeces said:

DerekJohnson said:

dannarc said:

I took a trip over to Surly, wasn't impressed

Fun Fact: Jim Carey won an Academy Award for that performance.

I know you're being sarkastic, but Jim Carrey's never even been nominated for an Academy Award.

I think I'll stick to the Seinfield gifs