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Sarkisian Promises That Coaches Won't Have Sleep In The Office Mentality

AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,573 Founders Club
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conquestchronicles.com/2014/8/1/5957471/sarkisian-promises-that-coaches-wont-have-sleep-in-the-office
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,225 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited August 2014
    Holy fuck that article is made for this website. What a miserable and pathetic life Nick Saban must lead while collecting heads and national fucking championships.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Fuck. That. Guy and all the other guys who went with him.
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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsiCokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    Chris Petersen has said the same thing. He wants his guys out of the office by 10pm.
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  • WilburHooksHandsWilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    "Sark only returns two assistants from his previous staff."

    Heyward
    Wilcox
    Nansen
    Sirmon
    Tui

    Huh?
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  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,309 Swaye's Wigwam
    18 MPH treadmills?

    Lot of sizzle. Lot of throat feces. Troojans are gonna love Sark. Whoever gets hired to replace his fired ass in December, 2016 won't be able to win them over.
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  • PurpleBazePurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,067 Founders Club
    Two from previous USC staff...
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  • jecorneljecornel Member Posts: 9,727
    They all have families to feed, half through the season they will all be sleeping in the office. Also, You know Mrs. sark demands a large allowance to put up with party bus behavior and his appetite for vulnerable waitresses.

    Who can afford to feed a family when you make 6+ plus figures, and not having to pay for cars, boats, food or travel.
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  • LoneStarDawgLoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,549 Founders Club
    I'm pretty jealous Petersen and Co. arent one big fun social media experiment.

    We'll judge how the daily workouts are going by the Oct arrival of sark's bitch tits.
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  • whatshouldicareaboutwhatshouldicareabout Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,939 Swaye's Wigwam
    RaceBannon said:

    The recently retired Don James (GO) (HUSKIES) slept in his office once. It became legend because of what followed - a whole shitload of success, and it showed that a 1-3 start your third year was a good fucking reason to sleep in the office before Pat Haden meets your plane.

    I don't care if Petersen is lights out at 10PM as long as he isn't 1-3 his third year. I do suspect he won't be all house money at 6 wins his second year. Just a guess.

    Sark didn't need to say they wouldn't be sleeping in the office. That's the joke.com

    Our first 3 games in 2016 will be Rutgers, Idaho and Portland State.
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,545 Founders Club
    Sark is the gift that keeps on giving. So is herpes.
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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,529 Founders Club
    Won't be sleeping, but plenty of relaxing "me time" will take place.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XzbJuuhdmqg
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  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,939
    When your focus on articles like this, you know that your program is fucked.
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  • Mad_SonMad_Son Member Posts: 10,193
    "Believe it or not, the jovial child-like spirit many of these assistants bring to the table actually helps them not only pump up players but also keep themselves in the right state of mind during the entire process."

    Yup...
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  • MeekMeek Member Posts: 7,031
    RoadDawg55 said:

    "I can tell you on our end, we do not sleep in the office. We don't do that," Sarkisian strongly affirmed, before adding: "It's mandatory for our coaches to do at least 30 minutes of some form of physical activity every day, and to promote a healthy lifestyle."

    The guy is the biggest bullshit artist. He probably gained at least 40 pounds while he was coaching at UW.

    here's a clip of Sark's activity

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